Wash vs Mr f6ckin Tea soundclash

[Mr. Tea]

6.

 

[Mr. Tea]

7.

And now for something completely different:

 

[Mr. Tea]

8.

 

[Mr. Tea]

9.

 

[Mr. Tea]

10.

Another curveball for ya:


Going to the gym now, will think about the rest while I'm there.

 

[Clinamenic]

Is this Dissensus's idea of a homoerotic courtship ritual?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Is this Dissensus's idea of a homoerotic courtship ritual?

Rich suggested getting into the spirit of things and posting some tunes, so I thought I'd play along. Doesn't seem to have exactly taken off.

 

[Mr. Tea]

But now you mention it, there has been a very creepy sexual subtext to a lot of what he's said to me.

 

[Leo]

Dissensus cage match.

 

[WashYourHands]

Is this Dissensus's idea of a homoerotic courtship ritual?

more creative, because it’s Tea and christmas

 

[Mr. Tea]

NOT THE JACK RUSSEL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leo]

 

[IdleRich]

Rich suggested getting into the spirit of things and posting some tunes, so I thought I'd play along. Doesn't seem to have exactly taken off.

In my mind it should work by one of you picking a tune and then the other responding with a tune that is somehow relevant (admittedly I'm not totally sure how it should be relevant - I guess I don't really know how it would work) to that but which somehow beats it, by being better or maybe by having lyrics that insult or.... I don't fucking know, but somehow, and then the first person retaliates with another.

I get that falls down cos I don't really have criteria for relevance or superiority... but there oughta be some way. I was sort of hoping it would be obvious when you see it - like if one of you drew for a punk tune called "You are a cunt" but the other was able to dredge up one called "No actually you're the cunt" then that would be a great response, but if you didn't have that in your repertoire you'd have to think a bit, maybe you got a tune by sone guy who had a fight with the first singer and kicked his arse then that could also do the job... I dunno, get creative, think about the people involved, the things they've done, the town they come from, what their names mean... does that make sense and would it work? Or am I just really really high?

 

[Mr. Tea]

I'm going to open up Ableton when I get home and make a gabba tune so aggressive that even thirdform finds it unlistenable, and title it 'No, you're a cunt, can't say it back, pax times infinity'.

The idea of alternate tunes is appealing, but I have no idea whether Wash is ignoring me or not at any given moment, which throws a bit of a spanner into the works.

And I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're really high.

 

[IdleRich]

By the way @Leo, did you ever check out that motorik mix we did? I feel like it might be your kind of gear so I'd really like to hear your opinion.

 

[WashYourHands]

I'm going to open up Ableton when I get home and make a gabba tune so aggressive that even thirdform finds it unlistenable, and title it 'No, you're a cunt, can't say it back, pax times infinity'.

The idea of alternate tunes is appealing, but I have no idea whether Wash is ignoring me or not at any given moment, which throws a bit of a spanner into the works.

And I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're really high.

you were unignored for the purposes of the thread, only really feeling the Diamanda Galás pick

ps

 

[WashYourHands]

Oliver (no offence @craner ) is only one degree of separation away from Rupert, eg Rude Boy Rupert for the older garage heads, hence


You’re not very good at this are you Tea, shocker

 

[Mr. Tea]

Oliver (no offence @craner ) is only one degree of separation away from Rupert, eg Rude Boy Rupert for the older garage heads, hence

I have no idea what your name is, because I have no particular interest in you. I have therefore decided you're a Cuthbert.

You’re not very good at this are you Tea, shocker

I took this thread at face value and posted a more or less random selection of tunes I like. This was your chance to stop being a needlessly aggressive prick. Oh well.

 

[WashYourHands]

Cuthbert was a Saxon! How dare you, defender of male pattern baldness

See how I don’t have to resort to “prick”….



You’re not very good at this, are you

 

[Mr. Tea]

You’re not very good at this, are you

You know what I'm really excellent at, Athelwold?

Not being a cripplingly insecure man-child in his sixth decade still trying, and failing, to prove himself one of the big boys in the playground of life.