Heart of Darkness 2023

[mvuent]

i'm going to london for a few days. unlike beiser i don't know steve jobbs. but i definitely will get to meet the Main Characters: luka, sadmanbarty, woops if his wanderings take him back to this world? sine wave lad wekt? shiels? sufi...? also if anyone is willing to let me stay at their place for a day i'm sure luka would appreciate that.

 

[mvuent]

obviously the only way to meet corpsey would be, essentially, to stalk him. you’d have to show up at that gym where he and shiels and the other London advertising execs do their custom functional bodyweight strength conditioning circuit functional training routines, optimized to help them kick more ass at being white collar Bluetooth chads.

 

[Mr. Tea]

obviously the only way to meet corpsey would be, essentially, to stalk him. you’d have to show up at that gym where he and shiels and the other London advertising execs do their custom functional bodyweight strength conditioning circuit functional training routines, optimized to help them kick more ass at being white collar Bluetooth chads.

I was about to reply with an apposite and humorous Patrick Bateman gif, but then I remembered that Bateman gets laid quite a lot.

 

[mvuent]

Meanwhile I'm busting in my fleshlight twice a day and reading Ulysses through my spectacles like I'm Cardinal Newman himself

 

[Murphy]

I admire your bravery

just remember - no glove, no love and remember no-one could do worse than Gus puking through his fingers on the night bus to pizza solipsism

 

[line b]

Its remarkable how prior to sus going to london luka said he was going to stuff him in a closet and do experiments on him and what ended up happening was arguably worse

 

[Mr. Tea]

Its remarkable how prior to sus going to london luka said he was going to stuff him in a closet and do experiments on him and what ended up happening was arguably worse

It's funny to think of luka, of all people, getting in touch with his inner scientist like this.

 

[mvuent]

obviously the punchline to this thread was originally supposed to be that at the end of the trip after meeting everyone i'd go "exterminate all the brutes!" but it just felt mean and in poor taste

i will be returning at the end of may though