Write a short story

[shiels]

let’s play a game. We nominate someone to write a story between 500-1000 words

Max 20 word brief. Once you finish you can nominate next person. Next person has to feature one character from previous story

I nominate @suspended

Your brief:

a beautiful Californian tech worker doesn’t know if she’s having a nervous breakdown or a religious experience

 

[shiels]

You have one week

 

[luka]

sufi should do one about being a theif breaking into the sultans palace and stumbling into the harem at night, getting a right good seeing to. dawn comes and he can hardly walk after the erotic delights hes been subject to

 

[luka]

corsepy should right one about the Ultimate Wank where time and space are annihilated at the point of climaxxx

 

[shiels]

I made a strategic choice kicking things off with our virile young villian Gus but if someone cuts in there first, so be it

 

[luka]

limburger should write one about being a goofy doofus from suburban texas that meets a sexy latina who initiates him into a world of passion, danger and lust

 

[shiels]

Benny b should do a post bird flu pandemic dystopian one about a guy who discovers a long dead funky djs record collection and sets up his own radio station using the most basic equipment to try and find other survivors

 

[shiels]

climanectical Stan should write one about predictive AI that gives the impression of reduced uncertainty in the market, convincing enough that it clogs and freezes irrational activity and inadvertently brings about a recession that then forces a Luddite revolution from elites

 

[sus]

limburger should write one about being a goofy doofus from suburban texas that meets a sexy latina who initiates him into a world of passion, danger and lust

 

[sus]

I'll do it why not Shiels has shown an interest what's more our historic interactions haven't solely consisted of his calling me a nonce, for these reasons I am indebted

 

[sus]

Log on one notification calling me a nonce, logout

Log on new tagged post in random thread I never visited saying I watch kiddie porn, logout

Log on check my threads see they've all been tagged with twelve variations of "Gus is a nonce," logout

Log on check my notifications tagged post from Shiels probably calling me a nonce oh wait no! Okay I'd do anything for Shiels now any thing he asked

 

[shiels]

I like the idea of forcing people who dont like each other to dance and collaborate like a grime set does. Greater Than the sum of our parts, let’s create a world

 

[Mr. Tea]

Log on one notification calling me a nonce, logout

Log on new tagged post in random thread I never visited saying I watch kiddie porn, logout

Log on check my threads see they've all been tagged with twelve variations of "Gus is a nonce," logout

Log on check my notifications tagged post from Shiels probably calling me a nonce oh wait no! Okay I'd do anything for Shiels now any thing he asked

No smoke without fire, m8.

 

[sus]

Logout

 

[Mr. Tea]

 

[DLaurent]

Can't write but if I did I would be influenced by Carver, Salinger, Dostoevsky, Poe, Hemingway, Barry Gifford and general Pulp.

 

[shiels]

Can't write but if I did I would be influenced by Carver, Salinger, Dostoevsky, Poe, Hemingway, Barry Gifford and general Pulp.

You will write it! But you have to wait for the nomination. Suspended is deep in his draft now

 

[sufi]

Thanks @shiels that was a good read and nicely written,
Got to the end and felt high and dry like the rug was pulled

 

[woops]

have i missed some thing here ???

 

[Corpsey]

corsepy should right one about the Ultimate Wank where time and space are annihilated at the point of climaxxx

This made me wonder if you could wank on DMT

I don't suppose you'd be able to but I think if there's one man who could