Sexy pillow talk guaranteed to get you in the kood.

[IdleRich]

No names here please, don't want to turn into actual bullying threat....

But, how would you respond to this delicate little tease which was whispered coquettishly into my ear as i slid between the sheets for the first time with a genuinely beautiful woman...

'I'm sorry if my asshile feels stretched out, it's not actually cos I take it up the arse all the time, the real cause is, when I'm on heroin I get really constipated and I do these enormous shits that really hurt snd I think that they have widened the hole"?


I have to admit that it was one of the rare occasions when I was kid offc l9st for words....

 

[IdleRich]

I guess honesty is the best polucy

 

[0bleak]

er, uh...
so many questions...
did that statement really get you in the mood?
had she already asked you to assfuck her?
or had you already asked her and she agreed?
or nobody had previously said anything about it?
or nobody had said anything, but you went that direction and so then she said it?
or she was just letting you know she's down with it, I guess?

 

[Mr. Tea]

er, uh...
so many questions...
did that statement really get you in the mood?
had she already asked you to assfuck her?
or had you already asked her and she agreed?
or nobody had previously said anything about it?
or nobody had said anything, but you went that direction and so then she said it?
or she was just letting you know she's down with it, I guess?

Apologising in advance for any unexpected blockage.

 

[thirdform]

when did this happen. 2000 gatecrasher swindon trance era?

 

[The King of Pussy Gettin]

No names here please, don't want to turn into actual bullying threat....

But, how would you respond to this delicate little tease which was whispered coquettishly into my ear as i slid between the sheets for the first time with a genuinely beautiful woman...

'I'm sorry if my asshile feels stretched out, it's not actually cos I take it up the arse all the time, the real cause is, when I'm on heroin I get really constipated and I do these enormous shits that really hurt snd I think that they have widened the hole"?


I have to admit that it was one of the rare occasions when I was kid offc l9st for words....

i wd respond by sharing fun butthole stories of my own so as to let her know that i am a cool and relatable individual

 

[0bleak]

thought of this thread for some reason