I've spent a few minutes pondering this and concluded that I'm the human version of a research chemical. Labelled as plant food, but actually spazmolic acid diethylamide.How did you get here HMG?
Its st patricks day today thats disrespectful to the irishOn Friday I had 3 bottles of ale and four cans of pwroni, two spliffs. On Saturday I said I wasn't going to drunk, but I had three bottles of ale and four cans of red stripe. And one spliff one fag.
Then on Sunday I said I was definitely not drinking but this lad came round with two cans of ruby hobgoblin and then I went to the shop and bought four cans of holsten and two more bottles of ruby hob.
And one spliff again.
I am definitely having a day off today and tomorrow.