the frite sauce you get in the Netherlands- next level stuff
This is kind of true up to a point. Ketchup is the safest condiment (well with the possible exception of mayo), it goes with lots of foods pretty well. If you were somehow in the slightly artificial - well, frankly unlikely - situation wherin a host had kindly offered you dinner which was about to arrive and was also offering you your choice of any condiment to accompany it and which, once the meal arrived, you absolutely HAD to put on it in large quantities, while at the same time he refused to give you any clue whatsoever as to what the meal he was serving would be, then, yes indeed, ketchup would be hard to avoid choosing as the safest of all possible pairs of safe hands.Ketchup is The condiment. Desert island condiment, best tasting, broadest range.