pattycakes_

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Things are being done in return. Lots actually. And that's kind of the best part of it. Have been neglecting the spiritual stuff because helping out is really rewarding in itself. Gonna switch that up tomorrow though. Also, Buddhism is pretty cool.
 

thirdform

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no good times spiritual shit here son no veggie+vegan either. just spiritual austerity. you broke the main rule of dissensus. if you hadn't broken this rule you could be snorting gak off a havana model's arse. in fact you should probably be truck driving from sunrise to sunset whilst keeping a fast. no seclusion, fast whilst you hear the foul mouthed colleagues go at it with their profanity.
 

thirdform

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anyone can do a 10 day meditation in isolation thats piss easy. but what happens when you see your fit mate shag one of them inbetweeners blokes? that's the real spiritual test! how do you keep your composure then.
 

thirdform

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religions are all about policing who you can and who you can't fuck. that's why most religions have had homophobic strains running through them. gotta keep that gene pool ticking. but once you master this avant-prole art you can sit in front of a shake, open big sausage pizza, keep your eyes glued on the scene, and watch as the shaikhs ruling class cock bulges and you don't even blink. then you'll see just how much full of shit he is.
 
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