in je ogen waait de wind
i found out recently that one of my acquaintances from my youth turned into a youtube-star. he was never my friend but i know who he was and how he was when we were younger. haven't seen or heard anything from him for i'd say 15 years. now i stumbled upon his youtube videos and it felt so disgusting. i watched an hour of it in total. him fighting with his girlfriend. him getting married. him in bed with his girlfriend debating over the name they would give their baby. the first birthday party of the baby. etc. etc. all set to the soundtrack of "every song that sounds like this ever made". i don't even know why i kept watching.

Mr. Tea

Shub-Niggurath, Please
he's sitting taking a shit while drinking his coffee. that's disgusting and unhygenic. this man needs locking up.
Tough guys like like that drink coffee that's so insanely strong the laxative effect is instantaneous.

Edit: Corpsey - don't even think about it!