most unpleasant lyrical slang in the world...EVER?

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wings cru
that wu tang tune 'Dogshit' is exactly what came to mind when i saw this topic, one of ODBs rawest spits and thats saying something. a mills and boon style parade through salad tossing and shitting on a ladyfriend. worst thing is 10 years on it still gives me a nostalgic schoolboy chuckle
 

ripley

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Uh oh here come the University students.

it's clear the "in college for a degree in business management" students are already here.

"don't you bother me by pointing out true things about lyrics I apparently enjoy"

if you can't handle people simply describing the lyrics as they are, then you need to get a grip. But I don't see why you should expect a pat on the back because they don't bother you.
 
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elgato

I just dont know
"She was giving it the biggun,
Until I Bruz'd her
She was giving the large,
Until I Bruz'd her
Said I wasn't big enough,
Until I Bruz'd her
Called me a minute man,
Until I Bruz'd her

After I Bruz'd her - she was peaceful"

from the otherwise fairly sagelike and extremely amiable Bruza

i never know whether to laugh or cry. usually both
 

viktorvaughn

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Godsgift's line -

'Sex yr wife
Take yr life
And everything nice'

Is a kinda horrific juxtaposition when u think about it.
 

rosebeast

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I've heard the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman referred to as "mashing!" That was pretty horrific in my opinion.
 

baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
That Wiley line (not slang I'll grant) about pushing himself inside vaginas was a bit rapey, tbh.

'Splooge' is a word for cum that turned me off sex for about 26 minutes.

Accidentally heard 'Wait' for the first time in years the other way - pretty crude in a bad way.

'Gash' I defend as a great word.
 
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alex

Do not read this.
surely all the word's to 'where's all the beers' by ot crew? the definition of dagenham scumbags.

i really like this lyric but i think some will think it's a bit..

i ain't a female beater but, if that girl get's faesty ill......(u know the rest)

edit yea mashin i still use that
 
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tom lea

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Originally Posted by Paul Hotflush
Yes, I count myself as a fairly sexist individual and I find that pretty offensive.

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hahahaha.

i quite like mash, btw. say it all the time. i think my girlfriend does too, but she may have got it off me.
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
hahahaha.

i quite like mash, btw. say it all the time. i think my girlfriend does too, but she may have got it off me.

In what context? Is it like "Do you want to mash now?" or is it "Do you want to get mashed?", in which case doesn't it get confused with doing drugs?

"I was really mashed last night"...
 

slowtrain

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Arab on Radar would run all of these rappers over:

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The song's not on youtube, but I always wondered what "doing the louis armstrong on her face" in His Maintanence meant.
 

outraygeous

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Talking of mash I like nosh. I think that's a good one. It'd be a good name for a grime MC.

that would be the biggest 'no homo' of all time. In fact, that wouldnt even work.

I can imagine the interviews

'why are you called nosh? because you like to give it?'
'ahh blud thats a par, imma spark you doe'
 

outraygeous

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oh, once met some girls at 1234 festival and asked them if they fancied a lips up.

they didnt know what I was talking about

how can you live in London and not know what Lips mean?

I could shout TEN, but then there are about 20 people in London who know what TEN means when it comes to kissing

yeah lips means kiss btw

Last day of work, forgive me
 

Tony Flavourmore

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cam'ron's got to be one the worst offenders in this category:

'your moms buy heroin, with no hands, I'm smackin' her'

'welcome to the wildlife, daamn you got a foul wife, - i picked up her up from karaoke and pilates class, she likes to deep throat, me I call it it lolly gag, y'all niggas prolly fags'
 

mistersloane

heavy heavy monster sound
that would be the biggest 'no homo' of all time. In fact, that wouldnt even work.

I can imagine the interviews

'why are you called nosh? because you like to give it?'
'ahh blud thats a par, imma spark you doe'

and then the interviewer goes :

"spark? would that be :
a) : (noun) A catamite. A young boy seduced by an older man for the purpose of pederasty. The homoerotic tendency for an older man to lust after a young boy.
or b) : (internet) A young boy who is especially succeptible to the homosexual threat of online predators?"

and poor MC Nosh would be, like, par squared.
 
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