Cassette Swap II Reviews: List of Shame

Chef Napalm

Lost in the Supermarket
For those of you who haven't been following the Dissensus Cassette Swap Parte Deux thread, the group has been doing pretty well. On the bright side, five cracking reviews have been posted thus far and I would encourage everyone to check them out. On the down side...well, owen put it best in the first round:
dissensus in 'lazy' shocker
Too right, owen. As of this morning, all but one of the outstanding reviews are 2 weeks late and two of our friends (three if you count the guy who's tape got returned as "Undeliverable" for slightly mysterious reasons) haven't received tapes at all!

Now, I think we've all been more than patient. Everybody who has a tape has had it for at least a month. Up to this point, I have been sending polite, but firm, emails to delinquent reviewers/senders. Those who have replied have been allowed extra time, and have successfully posted reviews. I can only assume that my reminders have been ignored the rest of you.

Let's be clear: I expect an email from everybody who has not yet posted a review or sent a tape (in some cases both) committing to a review deadline and/or send deadline. Those I have not heard from before next Friday, June 1, will be publicly named on this thread as delinquent.

No more Mr. Nice-Guy; get it done.
 

Chef Napalm

Lost in the Supermarket
:mad: List of Shame :mad:

The following dissensians have not posted their reviews:

dubversion
nomadologist
mollusc

Tapes were not received from the following dissensians:

nomadologist
bunnyhausen
mollusc

In fairness, the tape mollusc sent was returned as undeliverable, was re-sent and may still be in-transit.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to both monkeysblood and Guybrush, neither of whom received a tape nor a review of their tape (both tapes were confirmed received). Sorry, guys. Perhaps your luck will be better in Round 3.
 
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IdleRich

IdleRich
I wanna know who got mine. For some weird reason, I reckon it was Sufi.
And I wanna know whose I reviewed - I've got no idea about that.
Go on...
 

martin

----
Surely there should be some sort of financial penalty for failure to complete a review? Say a fine of £50, payable to the sender?
 

IdleRich

IdleRich
Surely there should be some sort of financial penalty for failure to complete a review? Say a fine of £50, payable to the sender?
Well, it's a nice idea but if someone can't be bothered/never gets round to sending a tape or posting a review are they gonna rush to send a fifty?
 
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dubversion

Guest
Apologies.

been away a lot, but more importantly, a tape deck is a very hard thing to find. However, i've just bought a vehicle with an old cassette radio, so i'll just drive round the block a few times.
 

john eden

male pale and stale
Apologies.

been away a lot, but more importantly, a tape deck is a very hard thing to find. However, i've just bought a vehicle with an old cassette radio, so i'll just drive round the block in a hair shirt, flagellating myself with a barbed wire whip a few times. I will also spray paint "Dubversion - Not a Man of His Word" on the side of said vehicle in dayglo trance lettering.
Yes I think that sounds like suitable recompense.
 
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dubversion

Guest
as for the review, i'm quite pleased it went over as well as it did. :)

and if anyone's interested, the cover art is by an American photographer called Ralph Meatyard..
 
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