I literally bumped into Brian May on Notting Hill Gate, he is well tall especially with that big hair.
I am friends with his god-daughter, actually. I haven't asked much about what he's like (mainly because I don't care), but I can't imagine him
not being a right twonk.
The Poet Laureate's daughter was a couple of years below me at the sixth form I went to, and she's really sound.
When I used to go and try and play golf (this is at like, age 14/15) I stood next to ex-Chelsea keeper Kevin Hitchcock at a driving range in Essex. I was
shitting it, but he spoke to me and my dad and seemed really nice. Jody Morris was also out on the course, along with a not-so-famous-then youth player called John Terry. I didn't meet them though.
I was once on the Central line and a very drunk man was talking to me about how he was Jay Kay's cousin, and he was on his way to visit his ex-girlfriend in Leytonstone and really hoped she wasn't pregnant. He did look a bit like Jay Kay, but he might have just been talking bollocks.
I also once stood about two metres from Jay-Z, when he was being shown around the Top Shop on Oxford Street by the tubby manager.
None of these are particularly interesting though, sorry.