I’m well bored of it, and I was hardly prolific in the first place. It shouldn’t get to me that someone follows the #addbananastoafilm tag and tweets “The Bananas Who Loved Me” and gets 642 likes when I only get 9 for making a joke about typos on reggae labels – but it does. To make it worse, John Eden then RTs me AND one-ups me, and gets 15 likes, so I just think "losers, get a life" and log out.

Most of my feed is noise acts promoting their latest bandcamp release (one to three, daily) and Brexit moaning, with the odd RT about found shopping lists. Sadly, whoever did the Thai cooking account got bored and jacked it in around 2014.