The press release hall of shame thread

Leo

Leo

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from 100% silk for SFV Acid single:

"Like the permanent midnight warm up at a Genesis '88 bash, the empty squelch sounds of SFV ACID are at their tab-on-tongue-in-cheek, acid burning best. But don't come listening for the happy-faced ecstasy-laced house-for-rent vibes of the free-samplin', glory vocalin', disco duckin' SILKy celebrators. These are heady, midsummer night dreams of a bygone house era. There's luxury and play to SFV ACID's homegrown arcade grooves, as the DJ tweeks and turns sci-fi sounds over luscious piano leisure. It's alien versus elator, Robo-copiousness. Driving down an alley in the San Fernando Valley never felt like this; woozy and wound up, sensual and cell-blocked, bouncy and breathy; like, gag me with a silver spoon. As one electronic element bends, another synthetic sonance breaks, into a pleasure pulse that bubbles up like a shaken sparkling water. That's the fizzy tingle, the SFV ACID aftertaste."
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100% silk annoys me...
 
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Gombreak

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Leo said:
from 100% silk for SFV Acid single:



100% silk annoys me...
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I haven't quite pinned down what really REALLY annoys me about Amanda Brown, but this has taken me one step closer. Have you read her columns in the Wire? she seems to believe she's single handedly saved music or some tripe
 
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Blackdown

nexKeysound
"This week we have an extraordinary electro house monster from the guys Nishin Verdiano & Ak9. Stolen from god's iPod!"​
 
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Roshman

Well-known member
Received a USB that had this written on a notepad file.

"LISTEN TO THE TRACKS IN ONE SITTING AT A HIGH VOLUME
SAFE BLUD"
 
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Blackdown

nexKeysound
This might just be my email of the year...

"Hey Hotflush,

Really like what you guys have been putting out recently so I thought I would drop you a message."
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rubberdingyrapids

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that person prob had the same email for a million labels and forgot to customise lol.

the gods ipod line is excellent btw. someone will use that as a song title soon im sure.
 
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Blackdown

nexKeysound
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Webstarr

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Blackdown said:
You want your
own release?
Professional ghost productions for sale!

Are you a DJ and want to release your own tracks, get signed to a major label, and start headlining at the best clubs and festivals?

Do you want to have your own track at the same quality as your favorite international artist... like Afrojack, Axwell, or Deadmau5... but don’t have the time or technical experience to do it?

Rebelution Studios is a professional ghost production company.
We produce pumping tracks for you to release under your name.
You get the credit, fame, girls, and DJ gigs... we only get a small fee from you, thats it.

Our customers had countless Beatport chart entries with tracks produced by our team.
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Glad there's a service catering for people who just don't have the time to make pumping club bangerz
 
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Blackdown

nexKeysound
I'm glad there's a service that outsources the talent part of becoming a "superstar" DJ and cuts you straight to the rewards & accolades.
 
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BareBones

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fuck me -

 
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