corpsey self deprecation greatest quotes

sus said:

@Corpsey come take a great american roadtrip and visit all the dudes. Prove your humanity. Show yourself worthy of salvation. Three stops, New York Chicago San Francisco Bay

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Bison gores man who got too close in Yellowstone national park

A 30-year-old from New Jersey sustained minor injuries in latest mishap involving tourists and wildlife

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Corpsey said:

Roundelay in W Minor

I am wanking, all the long day
In my bedroom, by myself
I am loving, in the wrong way
With the rubberthing off my shelf
Come and smell my fetid schlong spray
It's Ding my Dong day - to your health!

I am loving, in the wrong way
With the rubberthing off my shelf
Playing alone, not Donkey Kong play
Flesh ob-long play, shame and stealth
Come and smell my fetid schlong spray
It's Ding my dong day – to your health!

Playing alone, not Donkey Kong play
Flesh ob-long play, shame and stealth
For my own fun, I am not paid
Pearly drops make all my wealth
Come and smell my fetid schlong spray
It's Ding my Dong day - to your health!

For my own fun, I am not paid
Pearly drops make all my wealth
I am wanking, all the long day
In my bedroom, by myself
Come and smell my fetid schlong spray
It's Ding my Dong day - to your health!

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