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The celebrated arseologist!

Mate, what the fuck is your problem? You've been acting like a total dick for a few weeks now.

Well this is fucking weird. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/20/mystery-of-red-paint-vandalism-across-uk-leave-residents-puzzled-and-fearful

The idea of doing K before any kind of sport is hilarious. It's got to be the exact opposite of a performance-enhancing drug.

I assume this is meant to say "antisemitism task force", but it's a very fortuitous typo.

Well now it's quoted for posterity, lol. If you want me to delete it, I'm open to offers...

No. I think you'd better tell it right now!

Apparently so. The last election was their best performance in donkey's years.

Top tagging work, whoever that was.

Sounds like you're better off waiting till you've got a dozen of them, crushing them up then hoofing them in one go.

The use of "Martin Shkrelis and Jeff Besos" implies the existence of a Jeff Bezo. Whereas the plural of Bezos would be Bezoi or Bezoæ or something. They also haven't mentioned a perhaps more relevant multi-billionaire.

Because it's only fair. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2g1p4rk91o Nice use of "I bet you vote Tory" as a default insult. brb, writing an infuriated letter to the Daily Telegraph about the BBC using the word "sweary."

It's funny that they've made mention of this in the bit you've quoted, but as soon as I saw your post about him having nothing to do with the astronaut rescue, I immediately thought of him baselessly calling that British diver a nonce after he rescued those kids trapped in the cave, when his own...

Specsavers have got some great deals coming up for spring, patty. Jussayin.

20 years from now, male undergraduates are decorating their bedroom walls with this guy:

I'm sorry to hear that, versh, but could you please try and stay on topic?

Fucking hell. Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier, they come up with Roid-Rage Alpha Chad Wifebeater Jesus.

I think the more loudly people yell about the Constitution, the less they either know or care about it, in the same way that the more ostentatiously Christian someone is, the less they embody anything resembling "Christian virtue."