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    Friday Night.

    The setup was as simple as I am. We'd buy the cowboy couple so many drinks they'd be as easy to rob as office supplies. Then we would make ourselves scarcer than Force of Circumstance, never to set foot in the Robinson again. It reminded me of an ex of mine: almost too easy. The pair of dupes...
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    Friday Night.

    The silence that followed was as oppressive as the next government. With eyes alone - like the slot on a holding cell - I enquired as to the reason for the sudden outburst. Instead of answering Mr. Pistols dropped to one knee as though he were proposing marriage. He beckoned for me to join him...
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    Friday Night.

    He's gone by that name ever since he saw fit to play a three hour set of reggae tracks on a firearm theme downstairs at Patrick's some years ago. I'd been stood in a corner like a forgotten umbrella, meditating on the feeling you get when a tube train goes under the bench you're sitting on...
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    Friday Night.

    It was another 6pm as I entered the Robinson. To the east, darkness. To the west one of those fag-stained sunsets London does so well. Standing at the bar I was reminded of my strong belief that smoking dope is bad for you. If I was a dope smoker I'd be at home smoking dope instead of ordering a...
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    Joni Mitchell worship thread

    what the chuck is a fucklechuck? and how much wood would a woodfuck fuck if a woodfuck could fuck wood
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    CENTRE LABELS

    https://www.discogs.com/label/191-City-Centre-Offices
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    Dickens

    yep was geat
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    Dickens

    i have it was long.
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    Keir Starmer

    long before that i am 45
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    Is Gu Zillionaire the worlds best desert?

    welcome to the dessert of th actually i can't be bothered
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    CENTRE LABELS

    this is a proper dissensus thread @Woebot @matthew let's have one about messages carved into run-out grooves too. another porky prime cut
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    Read Serious Poetry with me & Corpsey

    i think @sus's point is that you can maximise your enjoyment of life. i don't feel I've ever suffered from the fear of missing out because I've always assumed i was at the best party that night because i was there. that doesn't mean that every party I've been to was the best one that ever...
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    Read Serious Poetry with me & Corpsey

    that bit about being at the service of anyone who'll employ him sounds right
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    Painting

    i am willing to make this claim
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    Painting

    shouldn't a good writer be able to write about anything
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    Painting

    puts me in mind of le corbusier's less appealing plan for Paris
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    Pete's pop picks a hundred hits

    take this as an example https://www.dissensus.com/threads/14704/
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    Read Serious Poetry with me & Corpsey

    that is why the erstwhile @... is an idol to me
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    Read Serious Poetry with me & Corpsey

    i was smoking weed and making tunes on a laptop
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    Read Serious Poetry with me & Corpsey

    what were you doing aged 24
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