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  1. william_kent

    A Midwest Culture Mafia

    ^ @Goth Feet ASMR I spent a few weeks in Wisconsin and that is exactly what is what like - I feared for my life every second
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    Choon of the Day, redux

    I bought my best friend a power drill last month for her birthday and one of her friends immediately said 'what's it called when you drill a hole in your forehead? I really want to do that, can I borrow the power drill that Bill just bought you, the handheld device I have just won't do" and I...
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    Who Killed JFK?

    some real gems in the new released docs: I told in the office that F.B.I. agents and Secret Service use the police department to harass me. The police department supplies a pencil of anesthesia gas to the manager of the building I live in. The manager does or uses certain people to...
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    destroy everything

    oh yeah... TOTAL DESTRUCTION! KIND OF CLOUDY... TOTAL DESTRUCTION! Stranger Cole - The Time Is Now / Heptones - Revolution THE TIME IS NOW! GOTTA MAKE A MOVE! NO TIME TO WASTE! GOTTA MAKE A MOVE! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! AIN"T GOT NO TIME AIN'T GOT NO TIME TO WASTE REVOLUTION! GONNA...
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    have u got a playstation 5 ?

    when I was in Glasgow before xmas last year we went to the "barras" and I bought plenty playstation 3 games for a £1 a pop edit: went to primary school in Scotland with bad kids who sold stolen goods "on the barras", one of them waved a pen knife around and took the playground "hostage", I...
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    have u got a playstation 5 ?

    I still only own playstation 3 but it is still perhaps the best blu ray player available plus I can play GTA 5 on it
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    have u got a playstation 5 ?

    my friend's daughter has one but I will steal it from her when GTA 6 is released
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    have u got a playstation 5 ?

    clever marketing where SONY artificially limited supply
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    The Elon Musk Thread

    100%as the kids say.
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    destroy everything

    Goldie Ranks - KILL UP A SOUND one of the hardest UK soundbwoy killer! from my personal collection, soundman felt tip markings on label "WILLIAM 4 I"
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    destroy everything

    roots of Kunte Kinte The Overnight Players - Shaka The Great The Overnight Players - Shaka part 2
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    destroy everything

    IN A ROOTS REGGAE ROCK STYLE! Struggle - DESTRUCTION YOU CAN'T RUN! YOU CAN NOT HIDE! DUBWIZE! Struggle - DESTRUCTION IN DUB
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    destroy everything

    "Destruction is not negative, you must destroy to build" Stevø edit: I copied this off the back of an einstürzende neubauten LP but i's just Stevø being pretentious, he is just reworking 'break a few eggs to make an omelette', big deal
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    destroy everything

    DESTROY HIM MY ROBOTS!
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    The Elon Musk Thread

    like fuck he did the rescue mission was arranged in September he called the astronaut who pointed this out "retarded' fully toxic cunt
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    The City, The Country

    I once went on a day trip to Alderley Edge true fact: according to Ann Summers most sex toys in the UK are ordered from this town ( edit: work do drinks have impaired my grammar and spieling, what I mean to say is that Ann Summers receive the highest number of orders of "sex toys" from Alderley...
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    The Elon Musk Thread

    except Thunderbirds were "International Rescue" that guy is International Disaster
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    Who Killed JFK?

    I thought I'd try out the "chat with JFK files" AI powered chatbot I asked it about the guy who claimed to have been hired to kill Oswald once the hit went down I thought I would "inspect documents" so I clicked through... and... 'TWAT CONTROL'? I'm guessing the OCR needs some work...
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    Opening titles

    Legendary Weapons of China opening titles It's like a whole kung fu film distilled into a couple of minutes, plus you get to see many legendary weapons
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    Kid Charlemagne Does Ramadan, a Chronicle

    According to one story, Muhammad had a cat named Muezza ( معزة). While preparing for prayer, Muhammad discovered Muezza on his prayer robe, so he cut the sleeve off as to not disturb the cat. edit: I used to use this teaching for a reason why I would not disturb my pet while she was sleeping on...
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