I bought my best friend a power drill last month for her birthday and one of her friends immediately said 'what's it called when you drill a hole in your forehead? I really want to do that, can I borrow the power drill that Bill just bought you, the handheld device I have just won't do" and I...
some real gems in the new released docs:
I told in the office that F.B.I. agents and Secret Service use the police department to harass me. The police department supplies a pencil of anesthesia gas to the manager of the building I live in. The manager does or uses certain people to...
oh yeah...
TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
KIND OF CLOUDY...
TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
Stranger Cole - The Time Is Now / Heptones - Revolution
THE TIME IS NOW!
GOTTA MAKE A MOVE!
NO TIME TO WASTE!
GOTTA MAKE A MOVE!
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
AIN"T GOT NO TIME
AIN'T GOT NO TIME TO WASTE
REVOLUTION!
GONNA...
when I was in Glasgow before xmas last year we went to the "barras" and I bought plenty playstation 3 games for a £1 a pop
edit: went to primary school in Scotland with bad kids who sold stolen goods "on the barras", one of them waved a pen knife around and took the playground "hostage", I...
"Destruction is not negative, you must destroy to build"
Stevø
edit: I copied this off the back of an einstürzende neubauten LP but i's just Stevø being pretentious, he is just reworking 'break a few eggs to make an omelette', big deal
I once went on a day trip to Alderley Edge
true fact: according to Ann Summers most sex toys in the UK are ordered from this town ( edit: work do drinks have impaired my grammar and spieling, what I mean to say is that Ann Summers receive the highest number of orders of "sex toys" from Alderley...
I thought I'd try out the "chat with JFK files" AI powered chatbot
I asked it about the guy who claimed to have been hired to kill Oswald once the hit went down
I thought I would "inspect documents" so I clicked through...
and...
'TWAT CONTROL'?
I'm guessing the OCR needs some work...
Legendary Weapons of China opening titles
It's like a whole kung fu film distilled into a couple of minutes, plus you get to see many legendary weapons
According to one story, Muhammad had a cat named Muezza ( معزة). While preparing for prayer, Muhammad discovered Muezza on his prayer robe, so he cut the sleeve off as to not disturb the cat.
edit: I used to use this teaching for a reason why I would not disturb my pet while she was sleeping on...
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