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  1. william_kent

    Best First Lines

    Dance my pain away, I've got problems escapism through hedonism, bury my head in the sand! it's how I roll, lol
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    Best First Lines

    The "x" in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ
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    Best First Lines

    my best first line was a bag of blue pills that the seller assured us was robbed from a chemist by renting the flat above in a false name and by use of a pickaxe they made an entry point through the floor down into a wonderland of pharmaceuticals - we bought the blue speed diet pills off a...
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    Pervert Of The Day

    Former Tory mayor, 67, died in a crack den after putting a plastic bag over his head and tying himself to a chair while seeking sexual pleasure, inquest hears
  5. william_kent

    The Liner Note

    The inner sleeve notes on the new On-U Sound Dub Syndicate album, "Obscured by Version", are a bit much They're on the inner sleeve so I don't know who the hard sell is aimed at, the only people that are going to read them will have bought the album ( and some record shop staff I suppose )...
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    Luka's Wonderful Poetry Thread

    how many stories have you held, even briefly?
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    Grim Britannia

    "fair play" The Bloody, Brutal Therapy of Spartan Bare Knuckle out, demons, out
  8. william_kent

    1991

    I love it when 34 years later you finally discover the name of a tune you're not alone it's not like anyone took notes in 1991
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    1991

    the trouble with 1991 with me is it is between the vague years of 1986 and 1999 lol I was wasted
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    1991

    Youngbloods - Got Me burning Up
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    1991

    Rhythm Warfare - two Notches ( warfare mix )
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    1991

    but the record I have the sweet exorcist tune says 1991on the label so that's probably when I heard it first
  13. william_kent

    1991

    it gets confusing - some tunes might have got played or released earlier, some later there were a lot of white labels and even more drugs
  14. william_kent

    1991

    the sound on the door of any club in 1991 Kicks Like a mule - the bouncer
  15. william_kent

    1991

    Sweet Exorcist - Test Four bip bip boop bip bass and blip true minimal
  16. william_kent

    1991

    UR were on fire in 1991 UR - Punisher
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    1991

    DETROIT! PAISLEY! BERLIN! X101 - DESTROYER my mum used to take me shopping in Paisley, so years later when I discovered UR played there I was a bit upset we'd moved years before, the best I got was seeing a guy in a fur suit pretending to be the `HONEY MONSTER outside of the department store
  18. william_kent

    Choon of the Day, redux

    no problem, I've been slacking at work to the point I might get fired so yeah, unfortunate
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    Choon of the Day, redux

    JUST TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME! TUSK!
  20. william_kent

    Choon of the Day, redux

    @..... your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to mix various versions of TUSK with videodrome new flesh cabaret voltaire theme from earthshaker etc.,
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