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Great image ... so dance is a kindof whole body version of Joe Cocker-esque spontaneous air guitar, the unconscious air-drumming of the body, literally embodying the beat. I dunno if that's a liberating or imprisoning idea ... a dancefloor of twitching marionettes!! "Dance Dance Revolution"...

Used in the following manner by 11yr old boys: "NNNUUUHHHH! NUUHHHH! I'M YOU! I'M A SPASTIC! I'M JOEY DEACON! MNUUUUHHHHHHHHH" etc EDIT: This nearly always necessitated "Beats".

"Spazmo" "Spastic" "Plank" "Wally" "Bummer" / "Bumbandit" / "Bumboy" "Queero" (a Thundercat??) (When I was five) "Fartarse" & not forgetting, the magnificently opaque, Blue Peter inspired: "Joey"

DJ IHAD?? Class :D

Brilliant. Agreeing with Sloane's Pol Pot-esque Year Zero too.

Yeah, I'm not sure how hopping about like a frog with your hands at your waist relates to fighting either. It's like someone said about the swimming events, with all the different strokes: you don't see the 100m hop, 100m skip, 100m wriggle-on-the-belly. Boxing with the hands, wrestling for...

Gerard McMann, "Cry Little Sister" A children's choir sings the ten commandments in 80s mall-goth classic. Glassy-eyed COKE MADNESS & INFLATABLE ALLIGATORS were the fruit of this blasphemy.

Nah ... punk acid!

How about some Peter Greenaway? Prospero's Books?

Good god ... I don't want to even think about that. The ending snowchase in the maze would be fucking appalling :eek: Planning on doing some fungoids soon & I think Argento's Inferno will be good company ... now THERE is a fantastic trippy movie.

& let's not forget AKIRA!! Watched that on ketamine once & recorded the experience on a dictaphone. K-holed right before the end when Tetsuo blossoms like a flesh supernova & Akira wipes out the city in a black hole. You can hear me screaming over the church organs. Highly recommended!

Jan Kounen's 'Renegade' (or 'Blueberry' in its original title) is the shit. Vincent Cassell & Michael Madsen as coyboy sorcerors who glug enormous amounts of an unspecified entheogen & battle in some really mesmerising psychedelic dreamscapes, based on the directors own gargantuan consumption...

Unusual masturbation? Like, using your feet, monkeystyle?

All sounds a bit Trotskyist. He's hilariously funny though. My friend fancies the pants off him.

Yeah ;) But I do think there's a similarity in their imitation of artistic endeavour simply as a means of furthering a social agenda. Of course, addressing Josef's points, this distinction implies that some people make art for other reasons, but I think they do, even if it's a matter of...

I direct the esteeped gentleman's attention to fashion student performance art.

& I think they're stupid & they make bad art. Relativise that :P

Aside from 'interesting', what other 'human or aesthetic concerns' are worth bothering with, in strangers? You mean, if they're fuckable? Or supa-charming? I guess. But they're still trying to buy there way into conversation, into consideration, with dirty money. Yes, mainstream...

Fundamentally, hipsters are people who look interesting, but aren't. So they waste everyone's time. Which makes them naff.

I think they're the opposite, really. A nerd (if I'm right in conflating 'nerd' & 'geek') doesn't give a shit about what people think about him, hiding in personal obsession at the expense of status games. It's self-conscious outsiderism. 'Hipsters', according to every definition above, are...