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Did it look alright? My mate in deptford used to claim that people shit directly into the creek. I don't know why

One of the biggest culture shocks of moving to the north is that everyone looks like this. There's none of the skinny urchin body type you get in London. The standard London face is a sharp, quick ratlike face The standard northern face is wide, bovine

Lads in daft skinny jeans. with massive top halves and spindly legs cos of the roids

Nah the kids look like dickheads these days I think. They all look like they're trying be X Factor contestants

I remember thinking, at the time of the second lockdown, when basically the whole of London was smoking weed and doing balloons in green spaces, "we will never go back to being in crammed shit chain pubs surrounded by people we hate, queuing for 20 minutes for a round of lager". It felt like a...

Cos they're all fit. I don't know about Australians tho. Are they just copying us?

Feels very similar to the sense of loss / nostalgia you get when coming down from a "difficult' trip, and having to reintegrate into normal safe reality, actually

Now that everything is going back to normal and we're all going to act like covid isn't a thing in a few weeks Ive started to feel nostalgic for the mad days of proper lockdown. Like really mourning those times when you had to eat weird food cos you couldn't get any eggs or pasta, and there was...

I don't know what comes first, what is cause and what is effect, but in my mind the thing you're talking about is very closely related to our innate ugliness as British people * Like I'm not sure you can have a truly happy country, that experiences collective pleasure and takes it for its...

I thought I cleared all this with you and shiels beforehand?

I live in Yorkshire now. Im a Yorkshireman. Here we call it "god's own county". It truly is the best of British

I would love to but I don't live in London anymore. I will be in London in a couple of weeks tho. LUKE IM OUTSIDE HOUR FLAT NOW LET ME IN

But also Italians would be crying and wailing and beating their breasts in lamentation if Italy lost

I don't go on tinder btw. I am channeling the man on the street here

Do we feel pain though? When I went out this afternoon everyone was just happily getting on with the day. The way that the media is reporting this, and previous, times England have lost at football it's presented as this life and death thing when we should be in national mourning or something...

Ahhhh welcome back @luka !

That whole ep is an absolute smasher

I really like Deal, but that's Kent for tossers isn't it. Not real Kent

Those photos of artfully dishelleved people getting caned in his "flat" in "Portugal" are just Britain first lads getting wankered on Stella in Folkestone

It was funny when all the grime lot got rich and moved to Kent. Dizzee still lives there right?