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@Corpsey any comment?

A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN

You're going down on his list for saying that.

Freudian slip?

Literally and directly. He's a bum-baby.

Did Craner ever get his Lego?

Yes you do!

Showed my wife and she said "That's you, that is."

Given the rate at which sex toy technology is progressing, there's one person I can imagine getting electrocuted or perhaps violently fucked to death by a malfunctioning sexbot after it suffers a short circuit caused by the hapless user getting spunk in its power socket.

This seems significant: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/5/12/kurdish-pkk-to-disband-potentially-ending-decades-of-conflict-turkey

Fucking brilliant video of the most Russian thing I've ever seen:

But hackchually, you can do climbing in any clothes as long as they're loose-fitting, so I was in shorts and a T-shirt. You should give it a go. Good, clean fun.

So, so bitter. Sad, really.

Haha, luka's so bitter it literally makes him sad to see me happy. 🤣

To be honest I think the whole issue is so ideologically fraught and depends so heavily on subjective judgements that I'm quite skeptical of attempts to prove scientifically that one particular position is the "correct" one. Which is not to say that good arguments can't be made from a legal...

I've just been for a session at the climbing wall where I smashed my PB on the speed climb by a whole four seconds, like a total

Feeling the after effects of about ten beers yesterday. Proper skinful. Been ages since I've done that.

Scultp your orange Cheeto-based faeces into a malleable clay and thence into scale models of the Parthenon. Then sell these to tourists. Easy peasy.

Gonna print this out and frame it.

How do you mean? "Which party do you most likely vote for if there were an election tomorrow?" is a pretty straightforward and neutrally-phrased question, isn't it?