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  1. Mr. Tea

    aL FRESCO SHITTING

    Imagine going to Greece and then gorging on Cheetos.
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    aL FRESCO SHITTING

    OK, we get it.
  3. Mr. Tea

    An Emergent Order

    I suppose it's pretty obvious when you put it like that.
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    The Wolfman

    Lol, no, it is literally quite a period-heavy film: @william_kent - I think one of my then-girlfriend's housemates put it on while I was visiting her in the shared house she lived in at the time. You'd no doubt consider it a pale imitation of about 5,000 infinitely grosser Japanese films...
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    The Wolfman

    There's one called Ginger Snaps about a teenage girl who turns into a werewolf. It's basically about periods. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Snaps_(film)
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    Chess

    Extremely kind of version to like this both times I've posted it in this thread.
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    War in Pakistan

    Just when you thought the world was getting a bit boring.
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    FUNERAL PLAYLIST

    You could arrange it to take out some people you didn't like, too.
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    FUNERAL PLAYLIST

    Is this before death, or as a way of achieving such?
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    if New York can die so can London

    They heard you were coming.
  11. Mr. Tea

    Jack Law's Lord of the Rings Thread.

    @Corpsey 🤔
  12. Mr. Tea

    The Matrix vs Ghostbusters

    Lol, foiled! I've got your back, @Corpsey. (You worthless sack of shit.)
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    Chess

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    Chess

    A checkmate occurs when one player's king is in check and there's no legal move they can make (i.e. no way to get out of check), as I'm sure you know. But if a player can make no legal move while their king is not in check, it's a stalemate, regardless of the other player's level of advantage...
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    Chess

    I'm annoyed at myself for inadvertently engineering a stalemate while playing with my regular chess partner the other day, even though I was threashing him. Second time that's happened. I need to be more careful when it gets to that stage in the game.
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    does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

    So you pay someone else to do it for you? I should have known.
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    Mushrooms, fungi, mycelium - breaking news, gossip, slander, lies etc.

    Australian mushroom murder trial began today. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/may/02/mushroom-murders-trial-erin-patterson-ntwnfb
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    does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

    Whoah, look at Mr Big Shot here, too fancy even to shave his own ass!
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    does corpsey truly own a 'fleshlight'

    From "29 bizarre life hacks with sex toys"
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