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    Billie Eilish

    Exactly, and it shows how cultish the pop music industry has become. Every few years a new fresh-faced starlet, usually a product of the Disney megacapital machine, undergoes the transformation from pre-pubescent idol to fodder for cynical tabloid culture, with furious self-righteous adults...
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    Choon of the Day

    okay in an attempt to redeem myself here's something wholesome to warm your hearts:
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    Gravity's Rainbow

    I like the orgy scene with Greta's daughter, can't remember her name. Who cares, right? She's dead now. And the final scene with the kids in the rocket. The rest is just a convoluted mess (with some real clever writing and dense reference material you can plunder for years and (wasted) years!).
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    Unsound:Undead

    I feel like you were hinting at something real here but after the Eilish thread unraveled it's clear this group cannot handle that bombshell, or shell bombing. Shame.
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    Billie Eilish

    I would not even be aware of /b if it wasn't for vimothy. Just sayin'
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    Billie Eilish

    which country?
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    Billie Eilish

    Man I have a talent for pissing people off. You will look back at this thread in five years and think "what was that about?"
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    Billie Eilish

    re: semen retention, and this is the real key: learn to orgasm without ejaculating. Confers supernatural levels of tantric power when mastered.
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    Billie Eilish

    I don't know about "good idea" but it sounds like fun.
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    Billie Eilish

    So does anyone like Billie's new album or what? lmao
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    Billie Eilish

    First you have to master the art of reaching full mast, holding it for at least 15 minutes, focusing all of your angst/rage/perversity/etc. into it, and then just letting it go limp. Switch to your off hand.
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    Billie Eilish

    I don't know. I want this to fester a little longer because it seems like I hit a nerve and I'm not sure why. Maybe you missed the point of my premise, which was, given a choice of females with which to repopulate the planet, I would look for a combination of 1) youth, 2) intelligence, 3)...
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    Billie Eilish

    Also, it is worth noting that the legal age of consent is 15 years old in the following countries: Sweden, France, Poland, Denmark, Romania, Greece, and Slovenia. and you can (not saying you should) legally get it on with a 14 year old in: Germany, Italy, Brazil, Peru, etc.
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    Billie Eilish

    Exactly. That means 30 or so years of fertility/babies. We wouldn't get started right away or anything. She would have to get used to me seeing as I look and kind of seem like a ghoul. Sorry to offend. I know everyone loves her. But remember, behind every sweet face is a bad bitch.
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    Billie Eilish

    If I had to choose one person to repopulate Earth after, say, well-meaning aliens annihilate humanity, it would come down to her or Millie Bobby Brown. Kind of a toss up. Maybe I'd let them compete Bachelor-style.:cool: Interesting that all her videos, album covers, etc. have the same aesthetic...
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    Unsound:Undead

    Thanks for the heads up. Can't wait to check this out, what a lineup of contributors (Erik Davis (check out his podcast), Eugene Thacker, Tim Hecker, Kodwo Eshun.... goddamn). I just wonder if any of them can provide real examples of this phenomenon at work in recorded material. That would...
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    Who's the Best Artist Since 2000?

    Back to the thread topic, I know this is the music forum but, since he releases albums and that's close enough for me, I'm going with Louis CK. We're talking artists who embody the 2000's, right? His brand of horror comedy slash crowd reading slash crowd control while successfully hiding behind...
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    Tell me about where you live

    Absolutely. Great writing can and should emerge from a community with a shared language and sensibility, not some loner just grinding and pouring every accumulated bit of knowledge and life experience until they just burn out. In fact, I suspect more than one great novel has been the result of a...
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    Who's the Best Artist Since 2000?

    Man I had a Dematerialization Google Doc going, just outlining various topics I thought had relevancy. So I cared, I was just you know fighting bouts of schizoaffective depression and couldn't keep up with the 60-80 page discussion. I could pull it up again but I remember one topic was about...
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    Who's the Best Artist Since 2000?

    Then again, feeling nothingness or emptiness is a kind of affect. Not an absence of affect. There is something in emptiness, which incidentally is what a 21st century artist should strive to capture and convey. Unrelated note, where tf am I going to get my drugs with Dream Market sailing off...
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