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Pre-nuclear holocaust RATS special 😎

Flight 191 seems to be cursed...so many crashes, Delta retired the number. Then again, go to Wikipedia and search "Flight..." and any number, and quite a few have fallen out of the sky. A few recent incidents of ground staff being sucked into the engine too.

You haven't lived 'til you've cracked one off to Nessun Dorma overlooking Finchley Road, wearing only a Covid mask (with vampire fangs biro'd on) while everyone else claps the NHS.

Seems an expensive way of achieving something you can get by eating less and moving around more.

Here are some pics I took in late 2020/2021 during my daytime wanderings around Golders Green, Finchley and the Dollis Green Walk. I went back to Golders Green in September '22 and the 'Distancing Men' were barely shadows of their former selves. A heap of broken images, where the sun beats...

Nah, other way round. My advice is just leave when you want to – guarantee you, someone else there will be dying to leave too, and will nag their SO on the way home, “Did you see, Leo left at 10pm? Why weren’t we straight behind him? I just wasted 2 hours of my life with those idiots talking...

Well, this is a very diplomatic thread. No, of course I don't, most people suck. I reckon 1 in 25 people are sound, you can do away with the rest. Imagine you could just 'disappear' anyone who ever brought a McDonald's meal on board a train, or pushed their trolley right up against the luggage...

I had that 'Hun-believable' anti-Rangers / Euro '96 12" they put out with Irivine Welsh and On-U. Obviously didn't like it enough to keep it. The only positive thing I think I know about Primal Scream was their (possibly apocryphal) claim in Melody Maker that they lured Damon Albarn to their...

The music biz is a filthy, squalid midden of bloated liggers, vampiric pederasts and decrepit old pissers, and makes your average gang of car ringers look like the Knights of Malta. So I'm not surprised. That said, why did he stick around to be treated like shit? Especially in Primal Scream, FFS.

How typical/atypical of Dickens is this one?

Year zero for these two

10/10 opener there: I’m David, I’m wood. I’m curious, I’m excited – and I’m confused.

At least the psycho's honest about it, instead of burying it beneath a load of moralistic posturing, I suppose. Glad you posted this, these spineless 'Twitter warrior' wankers are beneath contempt. Sadly it includes a couple of people I'd previously considered to be quite sussed.

Maybe Jimmy Page can leave the house now.

Spain's was the only decent tune I heard on Saturday, incredibly it came 17th. Who have they pissed off recently? Other than that, piss-poor. UK up to usual abysmal standard, though wasn't so glaringly obvious this year with the bar set so low.

I remember Blogger.com had that global hit tracker, I used to get all excited when mine flashed up Sri Lanka or Moldova. It was only 1 hit from each, but I felt like that British Airways ad where the contrails explode across the globe.

Saw Mark Stewart & The Maffia supporting Whitehouse and the Aphex Twin the night before my 29th birthday, he's definitely real*. First time I saw K-Punk too, when he'd dyed his hair pink. * though, pre-internet, someone told me he'd gone to Vietnam and disappeared, which was a much better story.

Aristophanes was always taking the piss out of Euripedes, and even had him take part in a poetry contest in Hell, but it was more affectionate ribbing than actual contempt. And Jarry's Ubu was based on one of his teachers. Muriel Spark did this with an ex in "A Far Cry From Kensington" (to the...