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... or you might know (or care) so little that you think your donkey IS a horse.

It's ALL about the smug. Just want to wipe the smirk off their faces with a brick. SMASH!!! LET'S SEE YOU TORY YOUR WAY OUT OF THAT ONE!!!

Oh Mistersloane, stop being such a touchy nigger* * I mean 'nigger' in the sense of 'dirty ignorant subhuman ape', it's just something my friends call people when we want something stronger than 'motherfucker', not racist or anything, no biggie. PS: you missed out Guyana, as this scary article...

Alright then, let's start one. I'm in!!

I remember some NME pranny writing that "our generation" should feel "privileged to be host to a band of that magnitude", or something, & that in twenty years we'd look back with pride that we were "there at the beginning" :D I think the reason for the gut-level disgust of Vampire Weekend is...

I dunno ... maybe the problem is that if you called them "really quite good", I think they'd be all smiley & happy & pleased. They're not aiming any higher. A band with that little ambition doesn't deserve a stage ;)

"i am in love with this band! they are intoxicating, i cant wait to get their cd!!!!" SHIT AWFUL campfire rubbish. Mungo Jerry without the 'hit'. Why do they bother??

How A Firm Got Smart To Fight Grime http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120147877908520869.html?mod=yahoo_hs&ru=yahoo

Nice to see you're a man of your word anyway. Which one of them bought you the turntable? :D

The classics are always the best. Incidentally, if you search Google Images for 'Millie Jackson's Back To The Shit' you get this: ... and this: Funny old world!

You're telling me with that thing you can record anything you like? On brown 'ASSMANN' brand vinyl??? I'm masturbating as I type this.

& you'll wear a pair of sunglasses!! Jeff Nuttall writes about this in Bomb Culture: the desire to be COOL, that is, almost psychopathically impenetrable.

Like that? Yeah, it's interesting. All spindly flesh as hard & fine & smooth as bone. Changeless & unwobbling & therefore implicitly beyond life & time or something like that. It's all about fear of bodily functions, ageing & death, isn't it? Same reason goth kids costume as...

From that article: "We are in R&D doing songs right now and are working on other applications that are more automated-response solutions, such as a smart phone. I can’t be very specific about it, but basically, it would be an interactive phone that would talk back to you in a desired person’s...

Look kosher. Here's a nice Q&A from Embedded Computing, complete with samples of the technology being used. http://www.embedded-computing.com/articles/voxonic/ VERY interesting technology. For the dubbing of film, expect the next step to be computerised auto-matching of mouth shapes to...

(It's not just a last line, sure, but it's such a rush of words it's kindof hard to nip off just the tip. 'Pologies!!)

For a decade, for me, it's James Joyce, 'Finnegans Wake', last page (& a bit): I'll slip away before they're up. They'll never see. Nor know. Nor miss me. And it's old and old it's sad and old it's sad and weary I go back to you, my cold father, my cold mad father, my cold mad feary father...

Aeroplane's a beautiful record. Unashamedly simple structures, really direct & harsh & unfashionable but just punchy enough & so it still works for me even after all these years. Nice dissonance in the bagpipes & Jeff's voice. Good lyrics. & he's properly crackers too, which shouldn't...

Yeah, why paint when you can just 'look at shit'.

Kittens with really really serious expressions / 12yr old urchins with shaved heads who think they're 'hard' / teenage hyper-extremo trannies from places like Newcastle with _unbelievably_ strong regional accents & the shrill hyper-consciousness of people who can't quite believe they're made it...