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  1. william_kent

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    I'm burning expensive Japnenese incense for your soul @martin WE LOVE YOU
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    I'm lighting incense in a fury, I will surround you with protective spirit!
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    is that an orchid? dreams less sweet martin. it's gonna kick off
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    Kid Charlemagne is Pussy Whipped

    this seems wrong advice, only follow your dream. or whatever
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    Choon of the Day, redux

    @versh @0bleak @Murphy @catalog you've all watched that FREE PARTY FOLK FESTIVAL ACID TECHNO RAVE film by now? fuck you revisionist undercover dicj WE A~LL LIVE IN ONE HARMONY! Liquid - sweet harmony number two to the tune of all ages WHISTLE POSSE ALL RESPECT TO ALL THE RAVERS IN DA...
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    kudzu

    liar Boy George is only responsible for any handcuffed to a radiator bondage hostage stories you might have heard George Michael is only responsible for those GHB falling asleep at the wheel stories Marc Almond loved to whack up cociane and whatever drugs in a syringe, before he frothed at...
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    kudzu

    Jimi Hendrix is responsible for any parrot problem we have in the UK I am not lying
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    kudzu

    crack squirrels squirrels hooked on CRACK COCAINE!
  9. william_kent

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    sad thing is most kebab shop salad consists of three day old limp lettuce not really worth getting worked up about
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    WHERE'S MY FUCKING SALAD! ONLY FAIR I LOCK YOU IN MY FLAT AND BERATE YOU ABOUT MY COLD KEBAB!
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    william_kent's top 10 2024 edition

    MINUS 2 I once played some records on the (ex) "LOVE & HARMONY" SOUND SYSTEM in the car park of a Manchester high rise various elderly caretakers of Jamaican heritage remarked on my collection of studio one tunes, the sister of a fabled WARRIOR SOUND MAN chatted on the mic, and some resident...
  12. william_kent

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    best dissensus post EVER
  13. william_kent

    "the poet must not close his eyes"

    the comedown rides so fucking hard man I wanna die, put me out of my misery
  14. william_kent

    "the poet must not close his eyes"

    for context: LIVING IN AMERICA! I FEEL GOOD! SEX MACHINE! I FEEL GOOD! I SMELLL GOOD! AND I MAKE LOVE GOOD! I AM THE SECOND CUMMING!
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    william_kent's top 10 2024 edition

    I fucked up on this top ten, I was going to use it as a vehicle for a rant about how I felt ripped off by the CHRYSTABELL ./ David Lynch album and how AGENT TAMMY from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN was strangely fascinating but it turns out she can't sing for shit, she is no Judy Cruise
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    william_kent's top 10 2024 edition

    + / - when I got the DENNIS BOVELL ( MBE ) double LP in the post I played the first tune and I was LEEE PERRY? what tune? and then I realised it was the dub of a Bristol, the city of drum and bass, the sufferer tune in the post above ^ Joshua Moses - Africa I love these Shaka Killers...
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    william_kent's top 10 2024 edition

    MINUS ONE this is probably my tune of the year Dnnny Bovell MBE this dub tune:
  18. william_kent

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    ARREST ME OR SECTION ME "MENTAL HEALTH"
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    TODAY I ORDERED TWO KEBABS THE GEEZER SAT OUTSIDE MY FLAT FOR 45 MINUTES SO I ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FAIR THAT BECAUSE HE FORGOT MY SALAD AND MY KEBAB WAS COLD I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME HE STOLE MY SALAD ONLY FAIR I HOLD HIM AT GUNPOINT IN MY SHITHOLE OF A FLAT
  20. william_kent

    Chasing the Perfect Loop

    there are guys who are trying to wipe out our memories, at least one operates on this forum, pretends to have ...
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