i'm sure when me and luke were with reynolds he did does us a thing about his cock being an in joke at melody maker.
this honestly isn't me being cheeky and making it up. i wish i could remember more.
Did I mention that to you? I seem to remember intending to but never getting round to it. Perhaps you telepathically plucked it out of my brain!
No it's true: there was these writer buddies of me and David Stubbs, this duo - Ben and Dom - who wrote together under the name The Stud Brothers (originally The Legendary Stud Brothers - you can see a certain preoccupation with the phallus right there). They had this running joke about my unfeasibly large equipment, it even got into the pages of the paper itself a few times. Based on no empirical research, I hasten to add.
I think the comedy of it, such as it is, is based on the amusing idea that someone so intensely cerebral and serious could even deign to have a body at all.
But for all the theory and the post-this and post-that - in real life, I am actually something of a Rabelaisian character.
For instance I was all set to contribute to Luke's "al fresco shitting" thread, but - y'know, being a public figure and all - I thought better of it.