I dunno about a ranked top ten, but here are a few,
- A frying pan full of candle wax, butter, cooking oil and soap I was using to make wax for curbs caught fire, I panicked, poured water on it and ended up with a column of fire like I'd just opened the Ark of the Covenant.
- The aforementioned DXM story.
- ran up the bonnet of a van and jumped off the back without clocking how tall it was.
- filled a shoe with deodorant, one of my mates set it on fire whilst I was looking into it and a bunch of my hair got frazzled.
- tried to sneak up on a mate with this (very blunt) letter opener he had which looked like a medieval dagger and accidentally stabbed him in the neck.
- jumped as high as I could off this very tall gate post/pillar over a spiked fence, just missed it, caught my jacket and got rag dolled to the ground.
- hopped a fence without looking and almost fell a decent height onto a train track.
- filled a wheelie bin with deodorant cans on a bonfire.
- had a party which ended up with sixteen people fighting in the living room with the lights off until my neighbour threatened to beat me up.
- tried to speak to a police officer about architecture whilst tripping forgetting I had a sheet of acid in my pocket.
- spray painted an anarchy A on the side of my mum's house
- almost ran my mum over in a minibus whilst she was visiting her dad's grave -- she let me have a go driving it on this pathway bit and ended up running back and hanging out of the driver's door with one leg trying to get to the brake.
- leg dropped my brother off a step ladder whilst he was asleep on the sofa.
- let my brother hit me in the shin with a golf club.
I'll see if I can remember anymore.