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    You must be mad, these things are like 3 hours long!

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    You just do till you get bored though

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    You have two dissensus windows open. One playing the beautiful song, the other writing your impressions in the box

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadmanbarty View Post
    poetry, paintings, dub, basic channel, uk drill, underground resistance. he says it about everything.

    drugs are to luke what sex is to simon reynolds. the unescapable paradigm through which all of life is perceived.
    projecting again, young randy lad!

    probably the paradigm is actually music itself

    either that, or food / shitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blissblogger View Post

    either that, or food / shitting.
    you should do regular updates about your bowel movements.

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    rip it up and fart again

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    blissbog

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadmanbarty View Post


    gone all silent at 5.53
    are you sure that's not just a gap between tracks? given that it's a compilation.

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    Bartys bang in the old sex.

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    i'm sure when me and luke were with reynolds he did does us a thing about his cock being an in joke at melody maker.

    this honestly isn't me being cheeky and making it up. i wish i could remember more.

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    Every time I've been out with him in public I'll be talking away and then I'll notice he's not listening he's doing that thing where you make a circle with the thumb and index finger of your left hand and penetrate it repeatedly with the index finger of your right hand, while leering and winking at the closest female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadmanbarty View Post
    i'm sure when me and luke were with reynolds he did does us a thing about his cock being an in joke at melody maker.

    this honestly isn't me being cheeky and making it up. i wish i could remember more.
    Did I mention that to you? I seem to remember intending to but never getting round to it. Perhaps you telepathically plucked it out of my brain!

    No it's true: there was these writer buddies of me and David Stubbs, this duo - Ben and Dom - who wrote together under the name The Stud Brothers (originally The Legendary Stud Brothers - you can see a certain preoccupation with the phallus right there). They had this running joke about my unfeasibly large equipment, it even got into the pages of the paper itself a few times. Based on no empirical research, I hasten to add.

    I think the comedy of it, such as it is, is based on the amusing idea that someone so intensely cerebral and serious could even deign to have a body at all.

    But for all the theory and the post-this and post-that - in real life, I am actually something of a Rabelaisian character.

    For instance I was all set to contribute to Luke's "al fresco shitting" thread, but - y'know, being a public figure and all - I thought better of it.

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    i've seen your knob and it's massive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadmanbarty View Post
    you should do regular updates about your bowel movements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadmanbarty View Post
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