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    i don't think empressjess is barty's sister, but i do believe you about the dancehall thing and the buttocks.

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    You've got a feel for the truth cos the Jess thing was total bollocks I just made up.

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    My sister’s 28. She doesn’t like dancehall. She’s my complete opposite. She likes books. Doesn’t like real music; but particularly averse to rap, dancehall, jungle, jazz, et al. She’s sexually conservative.

    But the bum thing’s real. It’s huge (and natural too, she doesn’t go to the gym or do squats or anything). Proper black girl ass on this prim miss marple white girl.

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    She a pawg
    Took a rest stop that wasn't on the schedule

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    well, anyway, if she's looking for a valentine...

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    He bagged a Kate Bush lookalike

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    I really want to know what you look like now

    Like Henry Rollins with luscious lips. Or like Kate Bush with a square jaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corpsey View Post
    I really want to know what you look like now

    Like Henry Rollins with luscious lips. Or like Kate Bush with a square jaw.

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    Fucking hell what a picture you're painting

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    do you have a nickname version?

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    Bushface

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    Down the gym they call you Geldof

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