Ive noticed theres this new way middle class couples talk. Very influenced by the policed communications of the office where any indiscretion can be weaponised against you. Very HR meeting. Negotiating, cautious. Very cold, with constant assurances that yes, i understand why that would upset you...
mr tea's arse cake
mr tea's ass satchel
mr tea's butt picnic
mr tea's eyeballfetishmr tea's poo pudding
mr tea's poo punnet
mr tea's poo-gambinos (hidden chambers remix)
mr tea's screams strapped to a ballistic missile
mr tea's sodomy of the dead but only dead males
mr tea's suet pudding
mr tea's whiteboard lectures leave me cold
nutter's demise
this moves the needle in a significant way
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