Ridiculous Weapons

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[IdleRich]

I was watching one of those programmes about police stopping cars and stuff - Alaska State Troopers if you must know - and there was this bit where they stopped this car cos he almost ran them off the road. So he said "Got any weapons?" and they were like "Well, there's this knife... oh and that one" and then he looks in the car and finds a gun under the seat and they say "Oh was that in the box, I've never opened that" so he impounds the car and they search through it and they find two swords and then a weapon made by attaching a circular saw blade to a long stick... and a spear and a machete. And loads and loads of meth and about 50k. I just don't understand what goes through these guys' heads - ok you wanna protect your drugs and money, but if you have a gun do you really need a sword each and a spear? And why do you run a police car off the road and make him stop you?

 

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[Murphy]

Samurai sword displays and a certain kind of dealer used to frequent each other’s company

Used to see a bloke about blah and he was all about his samurai swords. I always used to bump heroin and waiting for a small toot to kick in while he started getting his fuckin sword spiel on jfc buzzkill blues. His entire gaff was Dalmatian black and white too. Everything. Floors, walls, carpets, sofas, mirror fittings, window fixings, loo roll holder, fuckin weirdo too as in ah yes these swords may turn on me too one fine day but before that happens I am robbing this wannabe samurai fuck to death cunt is way too open etc. So aye, we robbed his swords too. One I never feel any guilt whatsoever about

 

[Murphy]

zee perfect accent for zis niche pastime, Bristolian would’ve ruined it