Brexit Day

[Mr. Tea]

Brexit mega-enthusiast Kate Hoey is gradually starting to twig that it may not be in the interests of her constituents after all:

Kate Hoey accuses Tories of 'betraying' Northern Ireland with Brexit deal

Kate Hoey has accused the Conservative Party of "betraying" Northern Ireland with its Brexit deal.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

 

[IdleRich]

Embarrassing...

https://yorkshirebylines.co.uk/hapless-defra-secretary-eustice-humiliated-and-schooled-by-the-eu/

 

[IdleRich]

What is all this "free port" shit? Why do they think it's gonna save us and replace the EU? Eight of them announced in the budget.

 

[Mr. Tea]

this is fine

Loyalist group withdraws support for Good Friday Agreement

It says it will not support the Good Friday Agreement unless changes are made to the NI Protocol.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[IdleRich]

Also UK are gonna 'unilaterally' (i.e illegally) extend the transition period or some such cuntery, cue more howls of fury from EU as we break our own recently signed agreement again.

 

[IdleRich]

Oh here we go... does this mean we gonna get No Deal after all?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...vote-ratification-boris-johnson-b1812404.html

 

[IdleRich]

So Farage is stepping down as leader of the party he's leader of apparently.

 

[Murphy]

Wasnt that floating ship a sign of The Brexit? I think it was. Albion's waters raised it up and the ancient ones cupped it like my balls. Levitating from the power of The Brexit, what wonders have been opened up, channelled, actualised

Imagine a floating Gary Lineker - like Cercunnos in antlered head-gear - Leicester, Everton and Spurs winning the league as a rotating triple deity

 

[catalog]

That picture makes me think of the farmers. This whole fish argument for one, but more broadly as well. Is brexit about the animals?

 

[Mr. Tea]

That picture makes me think of the farmers. This whole fish argument for one, but more broadly as well. Is brexit about the animals?

More than half of farmers voted Leave. The world is a strange old place, really.

 

[catalog]

The farming thing, taking control of that, against the bureaucracies of brussels, thats one of the bedrock old points of brexit / anti EU thinking isnt it. Thats one of the things thats been around since day 1.

 

[Mr. Tea]

The farming thing, taking control of that, against the bureaucracies of brussels, thats one of the bedrock old points of brexit / anti EU thinking isnt it. Thats one of the things thats been around since day 1.

Yeah, I guess. I was talking to a youngish guy from a farming family a couple of years back and he said much the same thing. Also underscores the fact that reliance on handouts makes people resentful, not grateful.

 

[Murphy]

Feel the Brexit, feed the Brexit
triple drop red, white and blue pills,
I.v. its toxins, pay 6£ for chips
submit to the sodomy and bathe in its ills

 

[IdleRich]

Like Gove said - I think we've all had enough of exports

 

[IdleRich]

So I note that the drop in exports means that UK businesses lost more in January than the UK would have paid to the EU. This is on top of all the other costs previously identified and discussed. Disaster upon disaster.

 

[IdleRich]

Fuck, it's much worse than I thought, and I didn't have particularly high hopes for Brexit.



They should have unleashed Project Absolutely Terrifying to do this justice.

 

[IdleRich]

I mean, maybe that's good news if you are a salmon, I dunno.

 

[IdleRich]

Oh yeah, that's in the other table that's going round but apparently salmon exports are down 98 (that's NINETY EIGHT) percent.

 

[Dusty]

Good news if you are a gammon.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Oh yeah, that's in the other table that's going round but apparently salmon exports are down 98 (that's NINETY EIGHT) percent.

Does this confirm that Brexit was orchestrated by George Monbiot?

Just as Ned Flanders said when he turned out to be Satan, it's always the ones you least suspect.