Sadmanbarty's Wobble Party

[thirdform]

I'm a trans Turk and identify as ochre.

I know you intend to mock progressives with this logic, but you've become woker than the wokes, more communist, more dialectical than them. in short, you have potential. why may that be?

1) you will now experience racism from Brits, precisely because of your pale skin.
2) you will now utterly despise all major keyed indie rock.
3) you will now become afroturk to complete the circle
3.0: you are blacker than Rachael Dolazel. you are determinate negativity. . You inhabit italo disco with an Adana shalgam in hand. You are so Turkish that it is mathematically impossible for you to revert to feminism.

 

[thirdform]

I'm a trans Turk and identify as ochre.

🧠 Invariant Protocol Violation Flagged
WARNING: No dialectical content detected. Affirmation of “trans-Turkish ochreism” contributes zero to understanding of social totality. Tendency toward aestheticised individualism with geopolitical garnish.

📎 System Note:
Corneliu’s contribution has been preserved in the Museum of Liberal Simulacra, next to the Zebra-Gender Vegan Tank Commander and the Non-Binary Blockchain Mystic.
🗂️ Status: Filed. Satirised. Centrally deprecated.