Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[Mr. Tea]

Google search results for "Lancet long covid prevalance": https://www.google.com/search?q=lan...5gBAKABAcgBCMABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

No, I'm not going to read them all for you and present you with BBC Bitesize exam revision summaries.

 

[woops]

PARTY AT BISCUITS MANSION, SATURDAY 22ND 10PM-10AM, BRING YOUR OWN DRUGS (tight cunt)

Masked ball?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

No, I'm not going to read them

authoritative

 

[Leo]

I'm quite keen to keep my bed linen dry

Sweaty between the sheet, those are the BEST parties. loosen up, mixed!

 

[Murphy]

Round it off with some dogging

 

[Mr. Tea]

authoritative

But - and here's the crazy thing - you could read them!

 

[Murphy]

 

[mixed_biscuits]

The rampant Indian scariant appears to be running out of legs on its home turf.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Maybe the wind should quarantine in a government hotel:

 

[Leo]

The rampant Indian scariant appears to be running out of legs on its home turf.

Indian guy I know had two family members die, one was only in her 40s. So yeah, fuck you and your scariant bullshit.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Indian guy I know had two family members die, one was only in her 40s. So yeah, fuck you and your scariant bullshit.

You would prefer that the numbers keep rising?

 

[Leo]

don't be a dick, you know exactly what I mean.

 

[Mr. Tea]

You would prefer that the numbers keep rising?

Come on man, that's a fucking shitty thing to say, even by your standards.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

You're right; sorry about that, @Leo

 

[Leo]

no worries, apologies for telling you to f-off, @mixed_biscuits. I just read it at the wrong time, i'd only heard the news this morning and was still fresh in my mind.

 

[Murphy]

Spoiler

 

[Mr. Tea]

This is worrying.

World expert in scientific misconduct faces legal action for challenging integrity of hydroxychloroquine study

Australian and international scientists publish open letter defending Dr Elisabeth Bik and calling for science whistleblowers to be protected

www.theguardian.com

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Not as worrying as this:

 

[Mr. Tea]

Not as worrying as this:

Lol, some of those deaths are in the low single figures.

And "expected" by whom, using what assumptions?

 

[Mr. Tea]

Well there you have it, folks.