Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[mixed_biscuits]

So after 471 pages, can somebody just tell me once and for all -- should I be worried?

Only for our sanities.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Looks like black cumin + honey is as effective as the AZ vaccine.

Lol, naturally.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Lol, naturally.

You think it's a priori impossible?

 

[...]

To me the story of Covid is a decline from "(thanks Tea)" to "bellend."

 

[Murphy]

It’s the Brexit of disease

 

[hmg]

It's the anti-Ecstasy and they want us to triple drop the antidote.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Looking forward to wearing masks for flu?

 

[catalog]

Biscuits what do you look like?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Your worst nightmare

 

[catalog]

I'm trying to imagine you. I feel like you have short blond hair, blue eyes, quite tall, long fingers

 

[mixed_biscuits]

That's uncannily wrong

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Far better not to have an imagination

 

[catalog]

Short with brown hair?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

How dare you

 

[Mr. Tea]

Short with brown hair?

I've met him and that sounds about right. Although it was a long time ago. He might have gone bald and had a late growth spurt since then, for all I know.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

I've met him and that sounds about right. Although it was a long time ago. He might have gone bald and had a late growth spurt since then, for all I know.

I was sitting down at the time

 

[Mr. Tea]

Or stood up, of course.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Or stood up, of course.

You know I would always stand up for you

 

[mixed_biscuits]

On the verge of being locked down again at SAGE's behest, let's remind ourselves of the experts' genius:

 

[Mr. Tea]

Every single instance of that plot found by Google reverse image search is a retweet of this one, unsourced tweet.