Jean-Claude Van Damme

[IdleRich]

Seagal was the bad guy in Machete... kinda parodying himself or something

 

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I have to admit, I quite enjoyed Exit Wounds.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Come on, someone here must have seen Half Past Dead!

 

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Basilgate 8 years ago
i love how he pulls back his coat to unsheath his weapon: his leg

 

[Mr. Tea]

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Watched one of his called Nowhere to Run last night. Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette, Ted Levine and Joss Ackland. Better than I'd expected. He's an escaped convict who stumbles onto this family's land just as they're being forced out by a shady developer and ends up stepping into the father role whilst beating the shit out of all the goons the company send to intimidate them.

It looks surprisingly good too.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Joss Ackland.

Any sign of his infamous spunky backpack?

 

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