Are you necrotrolling me?
I have to stay in touch with the masses somehow, it can't all be boulevardiers and black toasted cavendishheineken is an intellectually subhuman (or more properly sub-bestial) beer. Because even animals won't drink it out of a filthy gutter. not even a thirsty dog on the verge of death.
You really shouldn't worry about me on this account, however. I would be very cautious of admitting it to craner though. I'm not sure if he could, or would, ever forgive you.
I have to stay in touch with the masses somehow, it can't all be boulevardiers and black toasted cavendish