BEST OPENING LINES

[luka]

ONLY 5 STAR OPENING LINES, NO 4 STAR QUITE GOOD LINES

WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING WITH ITS THE FUCKING BOSS

 

[Corpsey]

MAYBE

I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW

HOW YOUR GARDEN GROWS

COS I JUST WANNA FLYYY

 

[luka]

fucking goosebumps son

 

[forclosure]

ONLY 5 STAR OPENING LINES, NO 4 STAR QUITE GOOD LINES

WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING WITH ITS THE FUCKING BOSS

so why is this the best opening line exactly?

 

[luka]

so why is this the best opening line exactly?

nominate a few lines please

 

[Corpsey]

HI KIDS DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE

WANNA SEE ME STICK NINCH NAILS THROUGH EACH ONE OF MY EYELIDS?

 

[Corpsey]

so why is this the best opening line exactly?

It's the way he says BAWSE

 

[DannyL]

I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points, hardly renowned

I recognise being that body type

 

[DannyL]

I don't know why you're laughing Version I fucking love this song like one of my children.

 

[hmg]

Oh yeah you're pretty good looking, for a girl
But your back is so broken

 

[luka]

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY I OPENED AND READ IT IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS

 

[hmg]

I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT THE OTHER DAY I OPENED AND READ IT IT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS

End of thread.

I just found this after checking the opening to holiday in Cambodia, whych isn't up to scratch

We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll getcha just a little bit sick

 

[luka]

YOU LACK THE MINERALS AND VITAMINS IRONS AND THE NIACINS

 

[hmg]

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself...

 

[forclosure]

32 bars on how to rob and kill your neighbours, still got the nerve to ask god to save you

 

[forclosure]

From around the time when B.I.G. first got on his Coogi and Versace shit
I was uptown buyin' coke on my mira papi shit

 

[bassbeyondreason]

MY MOTHER SAID 'YOU SUCKED MY PUSSY WHEN YOU CAME OUT...'

 

[bassbeyondreason]

I hate lovers, I hate the way they go to the bathroom in shifts after they've fucked...

 

[bassbeyondreason]

It's all in the delivery of this one:

 

[luka]

i dont recognise anything anyones posted so far except jacks nomination obviously.