the size of your dick: gossip, slander, lies etc

[shakahislop]

he has to have a ruler next to it, or at least something to provide a sense of scale.

A Digital Mystikz 12"

 

[shakahislop]

either member of Autechre

 

[woops]

shall we keep autechre's members, out of this discussion

 

[WashYourHands]

In the past you could look on at a classic age statue’s wee acorn and think “poor show”. Now, it’s either a swinging horse cock, or the same scale as a child’s leg. Different age too if you have to educate sons on proportion vs norms

Discretion and valour myths - every female grouping known will discuss the merits of a male appendage and its usage after the first few sessions with their fuck boy gimps. The problems for said gimps is if they move on from rides to tenures as bf’s and husbands

We’re taught that the contrary is vulgar and demeaning, think this stops certain gossip? Nothing is sacred. I know the cock length of all my wife’s friends male partners and the sex they like, no kink un-spared. Eg Alan is 4 inches of diamond-cutter but good for 2 hours, Stefan is 8 inches and good for 5 mins/unfortunately likes piss, Sean is “uncomfortably large” but gives great head and enjoys military themes etc

 

[Leo]

 

[william_kent]

and in dub..

 

[linebaugh]

In general size as attractive I think is very funny. Tall men, woman with large breasts/rears. Like a kid going to the toy store and pointing at the biggest tonka truck

 

[linebaugh]

Tall men especially funny since woman seem to have more diverse criteria for attractive, which almost makes tall the sole determinate

 

[Leo]

As Abraham Lincoln said in the Gettysburg Address, "It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."

 

[woops]

linebaugh is the best

 

[Mr. Tea]

Nothing is sacred. I know the cock length of all my wife’s friends male partners and the sex they like, no kink un-spared. Eg Alan is 4 inches of diamond-cutter but good for 2 hours, Stefan is 8 inches and good for 5 mins/unfortunately likes piss, Sean is “uncomfortably large” but gives great head and enjoys military themes etc

Amazing. It's like you inhabit the "readers' letters" page of a grotty 90s wank mag.

I am in awe.

 

[WashYourHands]

I just listen, intently

 

[shiels]

Size queens are interesting. Is the desire for outsize porkage physiologically or psychologically driven I wonder.

Both. It’s inseparable. For most it matters a lot less than male insecurity would lead you to believe but girth does play a part in pleasure

 

[shakahislop]

i'm for real in the original post though. bearing in mind that it's something that it's pretty difficult to do proper empirical work on, it is quite interesting that our ideas about dick sizes, which i think more or less everyone i know seems to believe are true, fit so tightly into shitty racial categories. the uber-sexualisation of black men. the effeminate orientals. the white man as being the dead on average of everything. and so on.

 

[shakahislop]

mostly just wanted to bump this in case Leo's wife walks past the screen again

 

[Leo]

on Valentine's Day, no less.

 

[Mr. Tea]

on Valentine's Day, no less.

 

[shakahislop]

for the record, mine is nine minutes long

 

[Mr. Tea]

for the record, mine is nine minutes long

Not nine light-minutes, surely? That must be more than a little unwieldy.

 

[shakahislop]

more on this please