Matt Hancock

woops

is not like other people
put another way, if he was in a small plane on a jolly and it did a nosedive on fire (where later evidence indicated he was on fire for up to 45 mins unable to escape burning alive) before smashing into the sea, where he was both drowned and pierced through the abdomen by wreckage invoking a peculiarly archaic triple death, who wouldn’t toast the gods?
is this a metaphor
 

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
Can't remember who said "Matt Hancock having an affair during lockdown constitutes a hate crime against single people", but I really liked it.
 
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