Crap garage anthems

[thirdform]

He's right you know


Bass is beautifully punchy

pop as the art of the engineer.

 

[thirdform]

The great garage sin wasn't being crap, it was being boring. The sinner wasn't 'Do You Really Like It?', it was '138 Trek'.

Don't get like benny and embarrass yourself now.

 

[craner]

Don't get like benny and embarrass yourself now.

I knew you were going to say that

 

[thirdform]

it's rollers music. roll more fags.

 

[Leo]

what's this about, woops?

I withdraw the question.

 

[IdleRich]

she had people to read books on her behalf

They read them to her, or they just read them totally separately so she didn't have to?

Didn't she also try and sue Peterborough to stop them using them using "The Posh" as a nickname?

 

[IdleRich]

Nah, this is great -such a perfectly simple, catchy, but tough beat. Dnd were great producers. There was a good set I used to listen to with, I think, Spyro where he was dropping in loads of little snatches of old ukg classics in amongst grime etc, and when the beat for this came in it sounded fucking brilliant


There's no way you can say babycakes is better than that - it's like a damp dishcloth in comparison

Whenever I hear the name "Bedingfield" I think of the letter to Viz "That Natasha Bedingfield was on the cover of every single magazine in the newsagents except for Horse and Hound - which I find doubly ironic".

 

[Benny Bunter]

FTR I won't hear a bad word said against sweet like chocolate. Or Re-rewind boselecta.

Craig David all over your BOINK 🔥

 

[Corpsey]

We're all agreed on babycakes though right

 

[shiels]

No babycakes is v good! it’s 2000s English teenage energy distilled. Wet look gel and a T-shirt with a distressed American university logo, fingering etc

 

[shiels]

And the vocal cut ups on the outro are nice

 

[wild greens]

Babycakes is the point where garage had left london and moved out into kent/essex/herts and beyond

Late era shit regional nightclub garage, got to respect that really

 

[wild greens]

If you can post Steve Gurley in this thread i can definitely post this

 

[wild greens]

Will balance it out with this piece of shit

 

[Leo]

You guys have this all to yourselves, doubt anyone in the States has any idea about any of this stuff. Some garage trax (or garage remixes of popular trax) drifted into clubs from time to time, but just mixed in with everything else, never any sort of standalone/identifiable mass thing.

 

[Leo]

if it has roots in the Paradise Garage, it's a variation on what Larry Levan and others were playing.

 

[Corpsey]

Crap US garage anthems also accepted

 

[Leo]

I'm sure there are some but I couldn't name one right now. how about you, @Clinamenic? what are some US garage tracks, crap or otherwise?

 

[Leo]

wiki has a bit on US garage house, so yeah that, but most people here just called it house or New York house.

 

[wild greens]

I'm sure there are some but I couldn't name one right now. how about you, @Clinamenic? what are some US garage tracks, crap or otherwise?

Closer Than Close etc etc