Not Being Gay

[version]

It reads like Mr. Tea wrote it.

 

[IdleRich]

It reads like Mr. Tea wrote it.

In a good way?

 

[Corpsey]

 

[Mr. Tea]

It sounds like a highly embellished version of a real interaction an old housemate of mine once witnessed between a shop employee and a customer, except the offending item was a pink lighter.