Lana

[thirdform]

I give fire and love eye emojis to your posts and this is what I get

Cos it doesn't make sense. I demand the maximum of coherency from those who engage with me!

 

[Benny Bunter]

Merciless tyrant

 

[thirdform]

It is the only way to be! otherwise you succumb to craneritis (aka) 'teenage idiot energy'...

 

[Benny Bunter]

Reminds me of that time Táriq ibn Ziyad conquered Gibraltar.

 

[shakahislop]

not really, it's not much different to @craner thinking Todd Edwards is better than Todd Terry. Personal choices don't matter here, only historical impact!

Todd Edwards is great, mind. But Todd Terry is passion.

what are you on about

 

[william_kent]

what are you on about

I tried to sort this out in a TODD VS TODD thread but I sulked and skulked off because TODD didn't win

 

[thirdform]

what are you on about

Lana is like bible thumper Todd Edwards. Does one thing well but gets exhausting after a while. Plus her out of tune warbling is characteristically anglo-american decadence.

Not saying I hold Todd Edwards fans in contempt, I am one after all, but I certainly can be convinced to hold Lana fans in contempt, though noone has made a strong case to me yet. I am fairly nonchalant and suave about it, at present.

If she wants to have an alligator tour guide or even a real oldskool UKIPs binman in her bed why does this even remotely concern anyone? It's like elevating personal opinions on music to historical judgment, this time for peoples domestic choices. I mean, des Esseintes shagged a ventriloquist and was the first person to invent the roleplay kink, was he not?

Your mates are sick in the head, fam.

 

[shakahislop]

Lana is like bible thumper Todd Edwards. Does one thing well but gets exhausting after a while. Plus her out of tune warbling is characteristically anglo-american decadence.

yeah i think you're right about that, that there's something anglo and decadent about it.

 

[Benny Bunter]

@thirdform

 

[Benny Bunter]

🔥🔥🔥

 

[sus]

it's absolutely brilliant

It's like Kanye marrying Kim. Except Lana is in love with Anericana. Jeremy represents something to her the way Kim did. He is her muse

 

[qwerty south]

She's one of the great American pastiche artists. Everyone you want to compare her with she's already compared herself with. She is an intratextual network successfully posturing as a popstar.

It's the P word and little else imo

 

[version]

It's like Kanye marrying Kim. Except Lana is in love with Anericana. Jeremy represents something to her the way Kim did. He is her muse

He was engaged to another woman for 12 years, split up with her last year then married Lana within a month of them getting together. Absolutely brutal.

This is interesting too -

" ... insiders have lifted the lid on their budding romance, claiming Lana didn't immediately divulge who she was as she found it 'refreshing' that the Louisiana-based alligator enthusiast had 'no idea' when they first met on one of his tours back in 2019."

I can see the appeal of that for a celebrity.