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“LET’S LOOK at the stats, I’ve got the facts / My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat!” Boy-rat hybrid Ben Shapiro’s recent foray into the political rap arena was as insipid as it was wrongheaded, but the wild idea that music can and should be used for political interventions is not contained to the right. In 2020, there was a spate of cash-grab releases that were supposed to deal with the murder of George Floyd and the racial reckoning that followed. Somehow, culture had to speak to this moment, however mush-mouthed the eager advocates behind pap like Noname’s “Song 33” turned out to be. There was the mediocre album of café music by SAULT, which was praised for its faux-revolutionary lyrics. Beyoncé released the pandering “Black Parade,” which an NPR commentator declared was “a call to those on the frontlines, marching with their signs in remembrance of George Floyd to march on because their steps and spirits are with the ancestors who advocate and fought for the future of a pro-Black generation.” So, a Pepsi commercial for the ears. Lil Baby released a song with lyrics that stated “every colored person ain’t dumb, and all whites not racist.” All proceeds from the song, the rapper claimed in a press release and on Instagram, would support “the movement.” If you were a Black artist of note, now was the time to prove your bona fides, and if you had been out of the limelight, here was a time to prove that you were relevant; public service announcements with buzzkill synths. In terms of brazen pop mediocrity, no one could follow up the performance of David Guetta (currently the Top DJ, according to whoever runs DJMag.com), who decided to mix MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech into his awful electronic dance music and shout out condolences to Floyd’s family. Mockery was swift (Scottish DJ Hudson Mohawke called Guetta “tone deaf”), and it was clear to anyone who had seen the clip of the set that Guetta had made a major faux pas. The consensus was that this was politics at its most performative.
This turn toward PR on the part of DJs was somehow more fatuous than “educating” oneself on racism with the likes of Robin DiAngelo’s White Fragility or Ibram X. Kendi’s How to Be an Antiracist; Spotify literally made a Black Lives Matter playlist. As time has gone by and racial activism has yielded to stagnation, David Guetta has come to seem a sacrificial lamb. This is not to defend Guetta, whose music is the equivalent of a pop-up advertisement that gives your computer HPV. But judging his lackluster political commitment comes easy because he is a white Frenchman who compounds his borderline-offensive music with embarrassing sound bites—his response to criticism was, “The mom of my children is Black, so I don’t think they can be accused of being racist, you know?” In his own undignified way, Guetta brought politics to what he calls dance music and was pilloried for it. While I will never think of Guetta as anything but a rictus-grin wearing fool, he appears to have actually bought into the pablum he was marketing and was surprised when he wasn’t feted for parting the racial waters. Didn’t he realize that no one actually believes this shit? You wouldn’t know it if you listened to the music press.
Beyoncé’s obligation to save house and return it to its roots probably did not only come from her dedication to her Uncle Jonny—who died of AIDS when the singer was seventeen and to whom the album is dedicated—or to the “fallen angels” of club culture; it was a savvy marketing decision at a time when electronic music is a popular commodity and as politically defanged as it has ever been. Last year, the global dance music industry was valued at $10.2 billion, a 17 percent increase over the pre-Covid era valuation of $8.7 billion. As the critic Shawn Reynaldo pointed out in an article for his Substack newsletter, First Floor, “In the eyes of major labels—and the wider cultural mainstream—house music is simply another resource to be mined in the service of contemporary pop stardom.” In a way, Beyoncé has revived an old musical tradition—plundering the work of marginalized artists for popular success.
Cultural cannibalism at its fleshiest: such is the gripe of musician and theorist Terre Thaemlitz, a.k.a. DJ Sprinkles, on her album Midtown 120 Blues, a strange avant-garde masterpiece that is equal parts agitprop and seductive house. On the track “Ball’r (Madonna-Free Zone),” she expresses hatred of this cooptation:

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The notion that dance music’s emergence from marginalized communities gives it radical political power is utopian at best.
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“LET’S LOOK at the stats, I’ve got the facts / My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat!” Boy-rat hybrid Ben Shapiro’s recent foray into the political rap arena was as insipid as it was wrongheaded, but the wild idea that music can and should be used for political interventions is not contained to the right. In 2020, there was a spate of cash-grab releases that were supposed to deal with the murder of George Floyd and the racial reckoning that followed. Somehow, culture had to speak to this moment, however mush-mouthed the eager advocates behind pap like Noname’s “Song 33” turned out to be. There was the mediocre album of café music by SAULT, which was praised for its faux-revolutionary lyrics. Beyoncé released the pandering “Black Parade,” which an NPR commentator declared was “a call to those on the frontlines, marching with their signs in remembrance of George Floyd to march on because their steps and spirits are with the ancestors who advocate and fought for the future of a pro-Black generation.” So, a Pepsi commercial for the ears. Lil Baby released a song with lyrics that stated “every colored person ain’t dumb, and all whites not racist.” All proceeds from the song, the rapper claimed in a press release and on Instagram, would support “the movement.” If you were a Black artist of note, now was the time to prove your bona fides, and if you had been out of the limelight, here was a time to prove that you were relevant; public service announcements with buzzkill synths. In terms of brazen pop mediocrity, no one could follow up the performance of David Guetta (currently the Top DJ, according to whoever runs DJMag.com), who decided to mix MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech into his awful electronic dance music and shout out condolences to Floyd’s family. Mockery was swift (Scottish DJ Hudson Mohawke called Guetta “tone deaf”), and it was clear to anyone who had seen the clip of the set that Guetta had made a major faux pas. The consensus was that this was politics at its most performative.
This turn toward PR on the part of DJs was somehow more fatuous than “educating” oneself on racism with the likes of Robin DiAngelo’s White Fragility or Ibram X. Kendi’s How to Be an Antiracist; Spotify literally made a Black Lives Matter playlist. As time has gone by and racial activism has yielded to stagnation, David Guetta has come to seem a sacrificial lamb. This is not to defend Guetta, whose music is the equivalent of a pop-up advertisement that gives your computer HPV. But judging his lackluster political commitment comes easy because he is a white Frenchman who compounds his borderline-offensive music with embarrassing sound bites—his response to criticism was, “The mom of my children is Black, so I don’t think they can be accused of being racist, you know?” In his own undignified way, Guetta brought politics to what he calls dance music and was pilloried for it. While I will never think of Guetta as anything but a rictus-grin wearing fool, he appears to have actually bought into the pablum he was marketing and was surprised when he wasn’t feted for parting the racial waters. Didn’t he realize that no one actually believes this shit? You wouldn’t know it if you listened to the music press.
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The year 2020 was also when Mixmag declared “dance music is Black music” in a piece announcing a weeklong editorial series that aimed to “refocus attention on the Blackness of dance music” based on the magazine’s recognition of its “complicity in a music industry that has diminished the importance of its Black and LGBTQ+ origins.” Not to be outdone, DJ Mag released a special edition of their magazine entitled (you guessed it) “Dance Music is Black Music.” Magazines were on the right side of history, ready to tweak those optics by any means necessary: a small donation to a racial justice organization, a commitment to hiring more Black writers, and a sincere promise to cover more Black music.The self-identified defenders of the radical/racial roots of house and techno became emissaries of an unctuous new kind of race record. One of the most egregious was and is the ordained minister, Obama myrmidon, and general neoliberal hatchet man, Michael Eric Dyson. Recognizing that the trough for Obama had run dry, Dyson found another set of hosts to symbiotically cling to in the Knowles-Carter family. Following his, let’s say, unnecessary 2019 hagiography of Jay-Z, he turned to the more popular member of the business duo. Because, as you may have heard, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter single-handedly revived house music by releasing her album Renaissance in 2022. Not content with the thousands of words of lavish praise already accorded to the multimillionaire musician, Dyson realized—in an op-ed for the New York Times titled “Beyoncé. Amen.”—that there was bold new ground to sanctify, namely that Beyoncé was something like the Second Coming of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ:Pilfered soul is the name of the game, but the notion that dance music’s emergence from marginalized communities gives it radical political power is cheesy utopianism at best.
What does one do with a Baptist preacher who so readily ditches the First Commandment for the adulation of a pop star? But this paean to Beyoncé is not only dollar-store blasphemy; it’s also an example of access journalism at its most pernicious. After testifying to the divinity of a pop star, Dyson praises her political commitment to the origins of house: “The songs of Renaissance are rooted in Black queer house, disco and dance culture.” Thank God for Beyoncé, and thank Beyoncé for house.The truth is plain, but elusive: Beyoncé Knowles-Carter is not only the world’s greatest entertainer, a feminist and a principled advocate of Black culture, but also something of a religious prophet. Her method is admittedly unorthodox and not uncontroversial: She delivers philosophy in Versace, theology in heels on a stage. Each night near the beginning of her performance on her Renaissance tour—and in the eponymous documentary film released on Friday—Beyoncé declared that she wanted the people gathered in her name to find a safe space for liberation.
Beyoncé’s obligation to save house and return it to its roots probably did not only come from her dedication to her Uncle Jonny—who died of AIDS when the singer was seventeen and to whom the album is dedicated—or to the “fallen angels” of club culture; it was a savvy marketing decision at a time when electronic music is a popular commodity and as politically defanged as it has ever been. Last year, the global dance music industry was valued at $10.2 billion, a 17 percent increase over the pre-Covid era valuation of $8.7 billion. As the critic Shawn Reynaldo pointed out in an article for his Substack newsletter, First Floor, “In the eyes of major labels—and the wider cultural mainstream—house music is simply another resource to be mined in the service of contemporary pop stardom.” In a way, Beyoncé has revived an old musical tradition—plundering the work of marginalized artists for popular success.
Cultural cannibalism at its fleshiest: such is the gripe of musician and theorist Terre Thaemlitz, a.k.a. DJ Sprinkles, on her album Midtown 120 Blues, a strange avant-garde masterpiece that is equal parts agitprop and seductive house. On the track “Ball’r (Madonna-Free Zone),” she expresses hatred of this cooptation:
Madonna took what she wanted from ballroom culture and house music and universalized it for mass consumption. Whatever message of acceptance that Madonna wanted to convey is complicated by the fact that all differences of gender, race, and class are smoothed out. Beyoncé likewise realized that the most expedient way to use alternative music for her corporate aims was to hire Black queer people. It is the perfect alibi and, judging by the response to the tour, it worked. The fact that the diluted version sells while the genuine sound populates dollar bins comes as no surprise; pilfered soul is the name of the game, but the notion that dance music’s emergence from marginalized communities gives it radical political power is cheesy utopianism at best. It merely strikes a pose.When Madonna came out with her hit “Vogue,” you knew it was over. She had taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino, and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how “it makes no difference if you’re black or white, if you’re a boy or a girl.” Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting at a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested any “Vogue” or any other Madonna track, I’d just tell them, “No, this is a Madonna free zone! And as long as I’m DJing you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized, pop reflection of this dancefloor’s reality!”