Time: Is It Bullshit?

[Mr. Tea]

"Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in, for Ah Pook's sweet sake!"

 

[sus]

Maple syrup actually makes quite a fun adjunct to oral sex (@malelesbian, take note), although you will both need a shower afterwards.

Tea...

 

[version]

Tea...

I think tea would burn.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I think tea would burn.

You have to let it cool a bit first, duh.

 

[sus]

Burgeoning version on the verge of a bludgeoning

 

[version]

Burgeoning version on the verge of a bludgeoning

 

[Mr. Tea]

Puns are best left to those who know how to handle them safely.

 

[sus]

Puns are best left to those who know how to handle them safely.

tremorous tea's temerity trucks tremendous ruckus—terrible!

 

[version]

One for @sus and the diagrams thread -

 

[mvuent]

you missed the best bit >>>

Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.

have to admit i do get sick of his obsession with tigers. it's like the guy knows about fifty thousand arcane theological texts from the 8th century but only one animal.

 

[Mr. Tea]

have to admit i do get sick of his obsession with tigers. it's like the guy knows about fifty thousand arcane theological texts from the 8th century but only one animal.

Tigers are pretty rad though, you gotta admit.

 

[mvuent]

can't argue with that.

 

[hmg]

 

[Mr. Tea]

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That's like one of @linebaugh's tats come to life.

 

[version]

have to admit i do get sick of his obsession with tigers. it's like the guy knows about fifty thousand arcane theological texts from the 8th century but only one animal.

 

[woops]

have to admit i do get sick of his obsession with lyrical beauty. it's like the guy had the most stunning conception of existence just to annoy me.

 

[woops]

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it's almost worth the sufferings and privations of existence to read these lines

 

[version]

 

[Murphy]

Poor Adrian

When he realised 100 pints a week might be slowly destroying affecting his health, jfc, come now Adrian how difficult is it to compute

 

[IdleRich]

Maple syrup actually makes quite a fun adjunct to oral sex (@malelesbian, take note), although you will both need a shower afterwards.

Disgusting