Best pint

[martin]

 

[william_kent]

@martin

genius graphic design

RESPECKT

 

[william_kent]

I was going to get the FREE LUIGI lamppost sticker pressed up on a tee shirt but you have winned out

 

[.....]

get the fuck out
now
get the fuck out now
now
prove the point wot I done
fuck off
sambuca
fuck off
now wot I drunk
23 pound
fucking nutting

23 POUND!
WOT I DRUNK!?
MAGICK

Thanks for the translation.
I didn't know what the "now wot i'm drunk" was at first.
Since I have the impression you've all got finely tuned ears for nailing down accents to the smallest infinitesimal regions and by class and by who knows what else - any interesting information there?

 

[william_kent]

Thanks for the translation.
I didn't know what the "now wot i'm drunk" was at first.
Since I have the impression you've all got finely tuned ears for nailing down accents to the smallest infinitesimal regions and by class and by who knows what else - any interesting information there?

I'd say the lady who was refusing to pay was a bit 'stroppy" while the bar lady was not taking any shit?

@martin @Murphy

what'd do you think?

 

[.....]

right right - i got that
I'm just kind of teasing ya'll a bit, really.

 

[Murphy]

Brings to mind Sinead dead in a ditch by A Liles - similar chance encounters



Convergence point on “Britain is grim” live-stat levels? Close

 

[william_kent]

WHERE'S MY SALAD?

 

[Murphy]

 

[william_kent]

TODAY I ORDERED TWO KEBABS

THE GEEZER SAT OUTSIDE MY FLAT FOR 45 MINUTES

SO I ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FAIR THAT BECAUSE HE FORGOT MY SALAD

AND MY KEBAB WAS COLD

I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME

HE STOLE MY SALAD

ONLY FAIR I HOLD HIM AT GUNPOINT IN MY SHITHOLE OF A FLAT

 

[william_kent]

ARREST ME OR SECTION ME

"MENTAL HEALTH"

 

[william_kent]

Here you go, kicked off at the end: @Murphy might be interested in the amount of the bar bill

best dissensus post EVER

 

[Mr. Tea]

TODAY I ORDERED TWO KEBABS

THE GEEZER SAT OUTSIDE MY FLAT FOR 45 MINUTES

SO I ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FAIR THAT BECAUSE HE FORGOT MY SALAD

AND MY KEBAB WAS COLD

I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME

HE STOLE MY SALAD

ONLY FAIR I HOLD HIM AT GUNPOINT IN MY SHITHOLE OF A FLAT

You know, I recognised the mugshot you've got as your avatar from the story about the man who went nuts over a cold kebab!

 

[william_kent]

You know, I recognised the mugshot you've got as your avatar from the story about the man who went nuts over a cold kebab!

WHERE'S MY FUCKING SALAD!

ONLY FAIR I LOCK YOU IN MY FLAT AND BERATE YOU ABOUT MY COLD KEBAB!

 

[william_kent]

sad thing is most kebab shop salad consists of three day old limp lettuce

not really worth getting worked up about

 

[Murphy]

NOT PROPER SALAD! HOLD STILL!! STOP WRIGGLING!!!

 

[wektor]

Here you go, kicked off at the end: @Murphy might be interested in the amount of the bar bill

dean blunt intro

 

[wektor]

sad thing is most kebab shop salad consists of three day old limp lettuce

not really worth getting worked up about

this was what I have been thinking until moving to Paris – turns out lettuce can be edible, more so, DELICIOUS
best kebabs I've had since I was 10 and a durum would cost 2 quid eqv

 

[martin]

OK, no bullshit, just entered another Mill Hill pub, the Adam & Eve...having a pint of Orchard Thieves (cider, nothing special)
Bit of a gastro pub so will be off after this one (who wants to smell gravy when you're drinking?) but saw a table marked 23 and thought "nah, no chance" so sat at another...then one of the staff says "Have you reserved this for lunch? Sorry, can I ask you to move?" and asks me to sit at...

(Complete with crap tribute to 'Dreams Less Sweet'. Decor's tacky as fuck.)

 

[william_kent]

is that an orchid?

dreams less sweet martin. it's gonna kick off