Favourite ape/monkey

[Corpsey]

And be honest

 

[0bleak]

er, if you're going to ask who the king of the swingers is, shouldn't you include bonobos?

 

[shakahislop]

i don't categorise monkeys like that

 

[0bleak]

chimps are evil as all hell though so they should be at the bottom
i'm talking decades long clan wars, Hatfield and McCoy style, crossed with the most sadistic killers, like drinking blood out of their enemies faces, or ripping off their gentitalia and throwing it as far away from the body as possible - and these are ones that even used to be part of the same larger group once upon a time!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Your mum.

 

[Corpsey]

chimps are evil as all hell though so they should be at the bottom
i'm talking decades long clan wars, Hatfield and McCoy style, crossed with the most sadistic killers, like drinking blood out of their enemies faces, or ripping off their gentitalia and throwing it as far away from the body as possible - and these are ones that even used to be part of the same larger group once upon a time!

Yeah but that's pretty cool

 

[0bleak]

I mean, I guess until you realize that that they're getting down to the last couple of members on one side, hiding in fear, with one of the chimps holding her dying mother in her arms

 

[Corpsey]

 

[0bleak]

"may simply be a chance for some extra protein" - um, yeah

 

[Murphy]

It is beautiful

 

[IdleRich]

I remember watching that, thought it was horrific

 

[IdleRich]

"may simply be a chance for some extra protein" - um, yeah

Seems more like a proper fuck you cunts, we catch you then we eat you so you best get the fuck out of here and a long way further. The losers should be happy they haven't invented (or discovered) water-boarding or electric-shocks to the bell-end and nipple.... yet.

 

[mvuent]

gibbons. love these weird little guys

 

[Mr. Tea]

er, if you're going to ask who the king of the swingers is, shouldn't you include bonobos?

Yeah, they're different enough from common chimps to warrant having their own option in the survey, I think.

I like how they greet each other with sex acts. The female nosh each other out while the males do 'penis-fencing' (official primatological term).

 

[Corpsey]

gibbons. love these weird little guys

Daddy can we keep it?

 

[Corpsey]

Spot of bother there. Scalpel fight with a colleague in the operating room. And my baboon assistant jumped on the patient and tore him to pieces. Baboons always attack the weakest party in an altercation. Quite right too. We must never forget our glorious simian heritage.

 

[Corpsey]

Every man has at some point considered how they might like a pet monkey, but for the shit and piss all over the place

 

[0bleak]

Yeah, they're different enough from common chimps to warrant having their own option in the survey, I think.

I like how they greet each other with sex acts. The female nosh each other out while the males do 'penis-fencing' (official primatological term).

aye - they're quite sexual which is why I thought of them when reading the title of the survey, "Who's the king of the swingers?"

 

[0bleak]

Yeah, they're different enough from common chimps to warrant having their own option in the survey, I think.

I like how they greet each other with sex acts. The female nosh each other out while the males do 'penis-fencing' (official primatological term).

and the females are in charge

short read:

Evolution: Library: Chimps And Bonobos

www.pbs.org

 

[Mr. Tea]

and the females are in charge

short read:

Evolution: Library: Chimps And Bonobos

www.pbs.org

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