BIONIC STEVE

[william_kent]

I feel we, as a COMMUNITY, can learn a lot from the oldest MAN DEM ON ROAD



yes people what a blow man
uh?
hear what I'm saying yeah?
my mate's my dentist yeah ok he wants the best of me bro yeah
now the problem is yeah bro when you commit crime and you ain't got no no no err background
you use nothing but cash
you ain't built no credit history bro
you're a bit of a bum on the system bro
you can't get nutting in your name bro
and it's good cuz
you won't get in debt ok
but then you can't do normal things
like all these guys driving in big cars
20 grand
30 grand
40 grand
all I want is 10 grand bro
yeah
borrow me 10 grand
and I'll pay you back the monthly payments
I can't even do that in my own name so
my mate
yeah
my mate's going to do it
and my other mate's going to do it
right
ok
bro
but even then
yeah
it's not long enough bro
listen
you want the truth yeah
if you're going to do this tooth implant thing
you want to sit there in a healthy position yeah bro
you need access to at least 15 grand cash
yeah at least
and even then
and even then
you on shaky ground
yeah but it's a strong position
yeah
it's a strong position
yeah each of my mates can put in three to five
three to five
that's ten
yeah?
in a month or so

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[...]

wu tang
12 grand
tell my missus to get pip
hear what I'm saying
I'm out

[...]

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[william_kent]

unfortunately BIONIC STEVE had a fractious relationship with his girl she had a stroke, GRACE

“The B*tch Took The PS5 Back!” Bionic Steve Breaks Up With His Girlfriend​

 

[william_kent]

circa COVID and
Bionic steve takes a train:

first time been on fucking train since llke that covid shit bro
like nuclear war bro
mask on the train I'm shook bro...
You get me? trust me?
can't keep fuckin' mask on, too nice for that
addias star today bro
anyone come near me unecessilary, it's nuclear war blood, you get me`?
soon get some legit merch for you mate? soon come
you get me? I keep fit out here for you mate
like fraggles mate, running 'bout the internet mate
like they hard bruv
why don't you come and box the yoot mate?
first time out out me comfort zone, you get me?

iron horse business

keep fit out here bro
you get me?
fat pussy bro', you get me?
bitches hit like woman
15 stone water retention, you get me?
don't believe the hype mate!
keep fit out here mate
you get me?
high cheekbone, shaka zulu mate
you get me?
fraggles yeah?

u dickheads

three people rush me, I turn it 'round
want to make sure i draw blood, blood
I kidnap you blood, remember that

you get me?

 

[william_kent]

Brixton man dem pussyhole innit

yep normal you can't just see through those bins
ok bro it's back to normal
but you can see the rubbish back on the floor right?

black bags
overflowing
again right
ok bro
the fox already been at it
from two days ago
you can see it

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