Best First Lines

[Benny Bunter]

And I don't care about that new angle you used
It's not that clever or new
But relying on suspicion's not suspicious at all if its true

 

[Benny Bunter]

Hey badges tinkle, T-shirts mingle...

Hey you, horror face!

 

[Benny Bunter]

Come on I will show you how I will change
When you give me something to slaughter

 

[william_kent]

The "x" in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ

 

[Benny Bunter]

Wireless enthusiast intercepts
Government secret radio band
And uncovers secrets and scandals
Of deceitful type proportions

 

[Benny Bunter]

Pink press threat!

 

[Benny Bunter]

He reads books; of the list book club

 

[Benny Bunter]

What really went on there?
We only have this excerpt:

 

[Benny Bunter]

O'er grassy dale, and lowland scene
Come see, come hear, the English Scheme
The lower-class, want brass, bad chests, scrounge fags
The clever ones tend to emigrate

 

[Benny Bunter]

The people I like live
In kitchens and halls

 

[william_kent]

Dance my pain away, I've got problems



escapism through hedonism, bury my head in the sand! it's how I roll, lol

 

[Benny Bunter]

MR James, vivant, vivant
Yog Sothoth, Ray Milland
Sludge hai choi choi choi san

 

[Benny Bunter]

My face is slack
And the kidneys burn
In the small of my back
Will never learn

 

[Benny Bunter]

Fat conference women
Clap return of glass house
And the Arabs have it made
Oil is women in veils, eyes glazed
It's a second dark age

 

[Benny Bunter]

The evil is not in extremes
It's in the aftermath
The middle mass
After the fact
Vulturous in the aftermath

 

[Benny Bunter]

You'd better take an older lover
You'll soon get tired of her

 

[Benny Bunter]

Here's the definitive rant
Slates drive me bats
Therefore I say hey slates give us a break
Male slags, slags slates and tapes
Everything's strained by the States
They are the grey ones of our state I relate
Male slags....

 

[Benny Bunter]

The tables covered in beer
Showbiz whines, minute detail
It's a hand on the shoulder in Leicester Square
It's Vaudeville pub back room dusty pictures of white-frocked girls and music teachers

 

[Benny Bunter]

The rabbit killer left his home for the clough
And said goodbye to his infertile spouse
Carried air rifle and firm stock of wood
Carried night-site telescope light

 

[Benny Bunter]

Two hours!
With four left wing kids
I spent time in Nazi Fortress
Much discussion in room C-H-1-O-C-H-11
I did not understand why
I could not accept the fact
That I'd accepted the contract